Aug 24 2009
Trapped In The Airport
Sure it sucks being stuck in an airport but come on would it really be such a bad thing if you happen to be a fangirl. Sure I might despise Enormous Jackass but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t swoon if I was near James Scott. Of course I’d have to refrain from calling him Enormous Jackass and grabbing something to stand on so I could slap him around a bit. And Galen would be delightful too. Add Jensen and that would be heaven. Just think about that and fill in the blank with names that would make you pass out and start tingling even though you’re lying on the floor.
Of course I’d be on the floor but I’d wave every so often to let them know that I was okay. Once I was able to get coherent I’d have to ask the boys for a little help. Yes there’s a little problem that they might be able to help me with. What is that you ask? That would be Jensen not taking his shirt off like he should. It is his duty to remove the shirt so we can enjoy the view and his perky nipples. Of course people like me might be the reason he isn’t doing it so much. Maybe they could talk to him or perhaps kidnap him and remove his shirt and not return it until he promises to remove his shirt to the satisfaction of us fangirls and hell I’m guessing some fanboys too. Is that too much to ask? I think not.
Me: Boys could you help a girl out?
Boys: Sure what is it?
Me: Could you talk to Jensen Ackles for me. He won’t take his shirt off anymore. It’s a rare event but it did lead to my porn habit. I want a bigger thrill.
Boys: Sure no problem Barbara we’ll get right on it, We’ll even bring in Justin if we have to.
Me: Thank you.
Boys: Would you like us to help you up?
Me: Up?
Galen: You do realize you’re lying on the floor.
Me: Oh yeah I was wondering why you seemed much taller than I thought.
Wait a second I wouldn’t actually be coherent since I’d be drooling and making noises which would lead them to think I’d escaped from the mental ward. Oh well back to the drawing board.
