Dishing The Soaps!

So Sami and Ari decide to call a truce while they try to figure out what’s going on with Rafe. It turns out that he’s gone off before. Ari mentions that her and Rafe went through a period where they didn’t talk and it sounded like a long time. See this should hopefully make her realize that something is off. Why would he just leave when he’s gotten close to her again? And seeing Meredith should get her thinking too.

Doesn’t anyone do any laundry? He’s in the basement with Psycho right? And why did she leave him alone? I guess she put a gag in his mouth otherwise he’d be yelling for someone to help him. That girl is just nuts. I wonder what happened. She seemed fine with Stagnant brought her but she went home where she worked in a hospital and somehow ended up broken and all crazy wanting to kill Rafe because she thinks he murdered Emily.

It would be one thing if she was a good psycho but she’s not since I just want to pull her hair and smack the crap out of her. Nope the crazy redhead just isn’t doing it for me. And I really don’t like her hitting him with a brick either. Has she become her sister? I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s MPD. That was just cruel mentioning Grace like she did and how he’d never see her since murderers go to hell. Bitch he didn’t murder anyone and I wouldn’t be surprised if you were trying to kill him because you’re nuts or obsessed with your sister or something.

Poor little Sydney isn’t doing too good. It could be teething or maybe she just doesn’t like Nicole and Enormo. Did anyone even think of that possibility? I’d be crying too and trying to get away if I was stuck with those two on a plane? They brought Mary with them? Man rich people really are different. Is that normal to bring your maid with you on your honeymoon? Or is she the maid/nanny? She’s the maid isn’t she and Harold’s the butler right? That’s such a weird word. The butler buttles.

Speaking of butlers Henderson was on. He was proud of Victor for keeping an open mind about Chloe. Sure Victor was being an ass but the dude has kind of a point. Think about the guys she’s been with for a second. Each of them ended up screwed in some way. Let’s see Phillip’s temper went through the roof when he was with her. Remember the time he threw the trash can through the window. Brady ended up addicted to cocaine and Lucas fell off the wagon again well twice although he forgot the first time and last but not least nearly got Daniel killed.

Sure you can’t really hold her directly responsible for everything but at the very least she does seem to be bad luck for these guys. Since Victor didn’t want to lose Daniel he agreed to keep an open mind. Chloe’s trying to deal with him so kudos to her for not telling the old bastard off. I know I’d be tempted too. Hell she’s got the guy so who cares what the guy says. Daniel’s pretty much the son Victor never had so it’s not like he wants to lose him over Chloe and his utter disdain for her. Maybe the luck will turn around or maybe Daniel will end up drowning in the bathtub after falling and hitting his head.

Nauseating is just an ass. He even admits that he very likely would have gotten her the money so she could get an abortion. Now he’s demanding to know about his baby. What a total jerk. What Mia ever saw in this guy is beyond me. Sure Will has that hair but at least he’s a pretty good kid. Poor Mia just wants everything to go away but things are going to come out soon I’m hoping. She really needs to know that Grace was her daughter. At least she’ll be able to take some small comfort that she was able to spend some time with her and why she took her death so hard.

Poor Rafe is dreaming about Sami. He dreams that he tells her about her baby and I for one want that to happen. I don’t want a dead Rafe. I want him to pull some Houdini and get the hell out of there and away from that psycho. If she dies I’d be okay with that since she’s just nuts. I bet she would have gotten along with Vincent/Valerie although she can’t compare to that psycho. I want that dream to be a reality because that would be awesome if he’s the one that tells her about Sydney and hands her over while Nicole gets taken away and Enormo flips out and lands in an asylum. Also I wouldn’t object to a shirtless Rafe either.

Hannah finds out that Jamie is a dealer and plans on leaving. She ends up not leaving and stays for just one more night. Josh isn’t thrilled either but hey I wouldn’t be either if someone threw piss on me. So he said farewell to Knobsville leaving Rhys and Hannah behind.

So they both stay and end up doing drugs. They did look like they were having fun and were all lovey dovey for each other. She then goes off to the beach with Jamie and while they’re having sex that pervy guy whose chicken whatevers that Rhys was eating was totally watching. See why it’s not a good idea to do something naked in public? Oh yeah he’s a great guy that just happens to be a drug dealer. And if you didn’t catch that I was being sarcastic.

Poor Gilly decides to get back at Fernando. I don’t blame him one bit because he’s kind of getting on my nerves too. He was up all early while the others were sleeping well except for Lydia who was giving the sleeping Zoe the stink eye the whole night. Man if looks could kill Zoe would be a goner. And that crazy Potato guy was banging on a pot to wake them up. Aren’t they just going skydiving? I have to admit that I’m a bit confused about that.

So Steph’s trying to help out Gilly not realizing that she’s the one he’s in love with. She offers to teach him some dance moves. Since Fernando revealed that he didn’t know how to swim Gilly decided to throw his stuff into the water. He didn’t check because Steph’s medication was in there. So that didn’t work out very well because they have to go back now. And Fernando thought it was Potatohead and kept using the word bullshit which set the weird dude off but they left  behind the three girls. I wonder where Gilly went. I guess he went with them.

Jacqui and Carmel were funny. They get to London and finally track Michaela and Theresa down. What was up with that donkey? Wow two grand is a lot of cash even though I don’t know the translations to dollars. They take them off to some place and Jacqui and Carmel squirt themselves with perfume. I guess they were feeling stinky or something. They then go out for a drink where this guy hits on Jacqui. She doesn’t even realize that since she’s still in love with Tony and bummed about him getting married. 

Nice questions to ask although I’m not sure if a guy would answer that he isn’t weird if he was weird and there are different types of weird since weird isn’t always a bad thing. And it would be a good if the guy isn’t gay since Jacqui’s a girl and single would be another good thing. I don’t think Carmel’s matchmaking is going to work. The guy does seem interesting though.

What was up with the brown, blue, and green stuff on the guys? Tony, Dom, and Darren are I guess having a bachelor’s party or whatever they call them in England so I guess they wanted a day at the spa. Tony got mad at Dom for calling him an onion and for speaking up about him not really being in love with Cindy. That’s totally true and there’s nothing wrong with being an onion.

Dom did meet a chick at the bar who liked the onion thing and got it. Tony wanted to  be coffee or wine. So does that mean I’m chicken? They end up getting it on in the bar and later go to I’m assuming his room. Since Dom’s fired from being best man Darren gets the job instead. I knew it wouldn’t end well with him. He got some chick to come and give her panties and bra which they dressed Tony up in and tossed him into a truck. Oh yes good call having Darren be the best man.

Savannah’s trouble since she found Cindy’s phone with a text from Darren so she took a cue from Brooke and sent him a few texts and found out that he’s in love with Cindy and of course about the scam. She wants twenty thousand dollars. I wonder what she’ll do if she doesn’t get the money. Hopefully Tony will smarten up and leave her at the altar but I kind of doubt it. He should get back together with Jacqui since he loves her unlike Cindy who might be fun but she’s also big trouble.

So it looks like Katie is on board with Bill’s idea although her as CEO is still iffy to me. That was mean of Brooke and Boob to laugh at her although I agree that she really isn’t up to the job. Hell if three people can’t pull it off how does she think she will? But I guess it’s easy to fall under Bill’s spell. Well he’s the hottest ogre in all the land if you ask me.

Ooh Jer or whatever the hell his name is got a little grumpy. Justin was a bit mean to him. The poor guy just doesn’t like conflict so he doesn’t like the idea of Bill wanting to take over Forrester Creation’s. I guess they all just can’t get along although they were earlier which was just sort of odd and I guess creepy would be an accurate word to use.

They were having a meeting which Katie wasn’t at. Instead of people asking what the hell was up with the adoption it looked like everyone was up for it including Rick who was actually there. Um I didn’t see Felecia so maybe she didn’t like the idea or she could be locked up in the basement since Rick was out and about. It’s just odd to see him and Boob get along. And I’d leave the room too if I had to see Brooke kissing Boob. Sure it’s great that she’s happy but come on this is Boob who I don’t want to see any of. I almost barfed so I’m glad they were interrupted. I wonder if everyone will laugh when Katie’s the CEO.

Jane comes back and I’m glad about that. Very nice and the hair looks cute Josie. She’s moving in and taking over as the new landlady and within five minutes she was already blackmailing someone so high five Jane. Talk about coming a long way from the early days when she was married to Michael. Ella gave in at least for a little while but Abby didn’t like the dress and ended up not wearing it which pissed off Jane.

When the cops came to Violet’s place she snuck out the window. I knew she was hiding something. I’m still not sure if I believe her about being Sydney’s daughter although she does have the crazy going for her and the red hair. It does sound like her adoptive parents weren’t all that great. She was afraid because she stole money to come to LA. She implied that she was molested without actually coming out and saying it at least that’s the impression I got and I agree with Jonah  because this girl is nuts.

She ends up going to see Jane and tells her that she’s Sydney’s daughter. It looked like Jane believed her at least that’s what she wanted Violet to think since she did mention something that happened in college or before or after college. Wouldn’t it be funny and okay a bit of a stretch but that doesn’t mean it can’t happen that she had David or Steve’s baby. She was on 90210 as Sophie which I think was before she came on Melrose Place. Hey at the very least it could be a plot bunny. She called the cops so she ended up getting arrested.

Once again the yummy Victor was on. I’m glad to have him on something but it’s a shame that they don’t have him doing much. He talks to Katie’s character Ella for a little bit and that’s it. Give him a storyline or have him move back to Salem where he’d be sure to take his shirt. Yes that’s what I’m thinking pretty much anytime I see him. Well he is hot. Maybe Ella invites him over and he gets drunk with Jonah and they kiss or something. Come on give him a storyline Matt was treated a lot better than Caleb is since he has a non existent story and as someone mentioned what was up with that bright pink screen saver? It didn’t seem to fit either Ella or Caleb although hardly anything is known about him beyond him being incredibly hot, tall, and the boss. Did I mention the hot part?

This guy is following David so he’s assuming it was Michael and I’m guessing it was probably him too. Michael does have all those files on his computer that reminds me of Veronica Mars. Couldn’t he spring for a motel instead of going at it in the parking lot? That’s a bit tacky dude. He decides to help Auggie out who is short handed at the restaurant but that turns into a disaster when he goes after the guy following him. Damn Auggie’s boss is an ass. Well I guess with a name like Marchello you’re bound to be an ass. I’m sure Piper could sympathize since she had a crappy boss too.

Thank you Jonah he knows that Violet’s nuts. He’s at a friend’s movie opening with Riley when Violet calls. Hey I thought you were only allowed the one phone call. Riley goes off to bail her out. I guess she sees Violet as a stray puppy that she wants to take care of. She leaves him with some dude that could potentially give his career a nudge in the right direction. I still think he should have taken that other guy’s offer. Sure it was a bribe but if he’s good that would be the foot in the door to get him out there. Who cares if it was a bribe? I would have taken the money since it was a case of being in the wrong place at the right time although he was told to go in there.

Once again an outfit of Ella’s amused me and that reminds me I still need to write something up about that horrible yellow dress. She kind of looked like a dominatrix in that black outfit. Where was her whip? Maybe the whip was back at her place where she took David. He agreed to help her with the Jane sitch but the moron doesn’t know who he’s dealing with since Jane called the cops about the emails. He figured that since she was married to Michael that she’d have skeletons in the closet. Um of all the wives she’s the least likely to have anything although she seems to have changed a wee bit. I should go back and watch the original since I haven’t seen since it went off.

Lauren still has that money to earn so she goes on the prowl. She gets a date set up but the guy’s plane gets delayed or something. I’m thinking it might have been Toby. A familiar face shows up I’ll just call him Assface since that’s what he was. Yes Sam Page and that just reminded me of what a stupid mistake it was to cancel Point Pleasant although I wasn’t liking him too much at the end on that show. Such a shitty thing to do to Christina dude. Anyhoo he asks her if she’s working and they supposedly agree to a price but he refuses to pay up.

I guess someone needs some hooking lessons. She must have been really lucky those first two times since she got guys willing to pay while this guy had to have sensed that she was a newbie without a clue. He ends up leaving but not before leaving her a little souvenir on her arm. When she’s leaving a security guy comes up to her so it’s looking like she’s going to get in trouble when a chick steps in. Hey it’s Kimber from Nip/Tuck and I’m thinking she was a madame or quite possibly a hooker.

She lets Lauren leave. She ends up calling whatever her name is on this and I’m thinking she’s going to get hooking tips. I’m thinking a hooker should get the money up first. Also it would probably be a good idea to have someone around just in case the guy turns into an asshole.  I just hope they don’t cancel this because I’m really enjoying it. It is one of the shows in danger along with Dollhouse unfortunately.

Mercedes is just chock full of tact isn’t she? She asks Spencer for a job and this was after insulting him. He might be a bit slow but he’s not stupid and Warren did mention never hiring a McQueen. I guess the rule doesn’t apply to Carmel. Isn’t she running Evissa?

Anyway he decides to keep the Loft or is it The Loft and goes to the store to get some booze. Frankie lets him know that it would be cheaper to go elsewhere since he’s buying in bulk. Sasha offers to help him. I think he’s still a bit upset about her just dropping out of sight for so long although he does end up asking Sasha and Calvin to help him. Maybe it can be done if he has people he can rely on but it would probably be better if he sold the place after all he does have the nail salon/beauty shop or whatever the hell the place is.

Calvin asks Spencer if he wants to move back in and he says no. I think it was a good idea to have him move to the place he’s at because it gives him a sense of being on his own yet being around others so he isn’t completely on his own if that makes any sense. But it isn’t good because Malachy does decide to pursue a case against Spencer because he got hurt on the job. He’s pissed about not getting paid so it would be better if he sold the place but Spencer’s determined to keep the place even though he’s completely clueless about running it. Hell I’d be in over my head myself.

Ravi decides to stay so he agrees to get a place with Lelia. Well that’s a good idea because he’ll have someone there just in case after all he’s fresh out of the hospital so it would be best to not have him on his own while he recovers. Anita jumps on this because she wants to stay in Hollyoaks. Gov and Bel talk and decide to let them stay thinking they’ll change their minds after a few weeks when they don’t have any money. Well that’s just nice that they have so much confidence in their kids. I guess that all went to Ass and look how well that turned out.

So does this mean that Navid’s the Porn Prince? It was his car that Dixon was driving. He is so going to get busted over this soon. Of course Sasha is that her name is a total moron not realizing that he’s just a junior in high school.  She’s already spying on him so who knows what she’s thinking about the white lady he was hugging who just so happened to be his mom. I wonder what they would have thought if Harry was there too. How can she know the real him when he’s lying? See he’s totally Brenda like that time when she pretended to be in college with that guy I think he was a lawyer.

At least he didn’t say his sorority moved from Kansas. I’m a bit confused about how Dixon got Navid’s credit card. Did it come with the car? Shit he shouldn’t be handing over a car full of porn along with a credit card. Whose porn is that anyway? I’m assuming it’s Daddy’s porn. Maybe he hides it from the wife or maybe he’s into porn after all I would imagine there’s good money in it. It can’t be that hard to make since there’s no need for an actual storyline just people getting naked and having sex with quite possibly tacky music.

I’m not liking Annie and don’t plan on liking her ever. Hey I said I don’t plan on because I doubt I will but who knows maybe I’ll get struck by lightning and start liking her. Nah I’m thinking not since she just irritates me and I hate her whiny voice. Everything is a whine with her isn’t it? Gee she feels bad about the guy she killed well isn’t that special? And now she’s hanging out with the guy’s nephew. I wonder if he suspects something because he was looking her way when he was getting interviewed. Maybe I’m just imagining things.

Bad Adrianna that would be causing drama so much for that vow to have no drama. Okay you can’t control your dreams although I would love to be able to do that. Come on that would be awesome. I know what I’d be programming. Sure I might despise Teddy and wonder about him being gay for some reason I just can’t put my finger on but damn he does have nice abs. I’m not blind or maybe they were stunt abs. So I can understand her getting flustered but that’s just not good. I think the only reason she had sex with Navid was to try to get Teddy and his abs out of her head.

And hello bitchy Mom. I think she just likes the money that comes in from Adrianna’s acting. It isn’t a bad idea for her to want to take a break from things. It’s not like she’s ready for the old folks home quite yet. It’s not like it’s the first time she’s been bitchy since she was a little bitchy on that show the name of which escapes me. I know there was a direction in it and no I’m not talking about The Young And The Restless either because as far as I know she really didn’t have much of anything going on since she was always at work. I know what it was called South Of Nowhere. 

Poor Silver didn’t like it when the nephew called his Uncle schizo and it didn’t help that Teddy was an ass going on about the just a homeless guy. What that means it was okay that he was murdered? No of course it wasn’t and he had some problems that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t look for the killer and I could point her out since that would be Annie but no one seems to be hearing me.  Jasper stuck his foot in his mouth because he realized that Silver herself had some issues herself but he liked her movie. Nice save Jasper bringing up that. Maybe they’ll read the blog post and head over to the house and take her away in cuffs. 

Wow I wish someone would leave me a lot of money like that guy did to the school. I still wonder about Jasper and why he wanted to take a ride with Annie. Since she feels guilty she went with him but I still wonder about him. She does seem to be a bit too upset for some stranger that hears about something sad. Sure you might think something is sad but you’re not really going to cry if you find out that someone you didn’t even know got run over.

Liam ran into a little bit of good luck. While he was eating dinner I guess with the folks his Mom pulled out a magazine that showed Jen revealing her marriage and her being totally broke. I’m not liking John as an asshole. Sure he was kind of a jerk on Nip/Tuck as Ram but he was more interesting while on here he’s just this asshole Stepfather at least I’m thinking Stepfather but it’s nice to see him on something after they killed off Jonathan on Smallville.

So Liam goes to Jen because he wants this shit over and done with. He threatens to tell Naomi about her little secret. Jen tells him that she’ll tell Naomi. I didn’t trust her one bit. She does tell Naomi about the marriage and makes herself out to be the victim. She even tells her that she’ll go back to Olivier and pay her back and that she can deal with an open marriage. Can someone hand me a barf bag? She ends up telling Liam that she was glad to get that out in the open and that Naomi would never believe that she slept with Liam because they’re closer than ever.

One problem bitch he recorded her saying that so now he has the proof to totally bust Jen. Unlike Daniel on Days he didn’t brag about it to allow this bitch to grab a shovel or something and destroy the evidence. That was really smart. If you want to catch someone don’t let them know that you’ve recorded them totally busting themselves. So I look forward to Jen getting busted and why is she hanging out with Ryan anyway? It’s not like he has money. And why does he like her? I guess he’s wearing sex goggles that blind him to what a total bitch she is.

Eew that sleazy guy Jamie and what’s her name thought Hannah was there with two guys. I guess they weren’t listening because she did mention the brother word or maybe they just weren’t paying attention too busy thinking how they’d score. Would it have been more of a challenge if she was there with two guys she was doing? And I’m thinking that dude is a dealer.

Rhys of course is being a jackass. Why couldn’t they just wait for her so she didn’t have to go looking for them? So I don’t blame her for yelling at them. I’m thinking it might not be the best idea to go off to a music festival with your brothers without someone else around at least. I’m sure the girls dancing in their bikinis have their issues too.

Michaela and Theresa go to London so she can go to that modeling agency. She also wanted to visit her Mum. Can someone please explain to me why they spell it with a u? That receptionist was amusing and she had some wild hair. I’d be cranky too if I was deprived of chocolate. Shouldn’t they have had a place to stay before going there? Also it really isn’t a good idea to give money to someone begging for it especially when you don’t really have the money to do it.

I’m just glad the McQueens are on because there can never be too many McQueens around. I have no idea what happened but it looks like they were a pound short at the B&B so Michaela had them go back to the guy that Theresa gave the pound to. It didn’t go well and a phone was killed in the scuffle which of course worried Carmel who was on the phone at the time and heard what happened. Yes phones stop working once they’ve been smashed. They are just kooky that way. They end up staying in the bathroom of some place. Poor Theresa didn’t get to see her Mum. 

I knew Jacqui was still in love with Tony. I don’t understand why he’s getting married to Cindy either. He was basically tricked into marrying her. He doesn’t even love her. Sure he might have fun with her but there’s nothing there and Cindy is out to con him. I didn’t know that prenups aren’t valid in England. See TV can teach you something. Of course Cindy would know about that. It was a test Tony gave Cindy which shows right off that he shouldn’t be marrying her if he needs to give her that sort of test.

Jacqui ends up getting into a fight with Cindy but it comes to a halt when some crazy chick and she looks familiar ends up hitting her on the ass with a trash can cover maybe and she ends up in the fountain. She tells Tony that she still loves him. Sadly Carmel came in because she was worried about Michaela and Theresa getting attacked. That brought the conversation to a close since Jacqui had to go. If Tony didn’t care he wouldn’t have loaned her the money so she could look for Max. And if anyone knows a con it would be a McQueen. In Jacqui’s case she actually loves him unlike Cindy who loves his money.

Savannah is certainly interesting. She must have really good boobs since they certainly groped them enough. Cindy joined in. Hell I was wondering if they’d ask Tony to feel them too since Darren and Cindy enjoyed feeling them. So Darren’s going to the wedding with Savannah who declared herself a bridesmaid. Um isn’t the bride to be supposed to ask the person to be the bridesmaid? 

I’m just wondering why Fernando jumped to the conclusion that Gilly was in love with Sarah. I guess he has goggles on that doesn’t allow him to see the truth that he’s actually smitten with Steph. I wish Steph would give him a shot since I really don’t think there’s a future with Fernando. Sure they’re having fun right now but I don’t think he’s really over his wife and if he ever really got together with someone wouldn’t it be Zoe since she’s a dead ringer for his dead wife Pilar?

Well I guess I won’t do skydiving in England if there’s a creepy guy like that talking about potato peeling duty. Why do you need to camp out before jumping out of the plane? He’s certainly tall and those are some nice socks Stalking or whatever the hell your name is. I think he wants to be a Sargent or maybe he was one and just forgot that he isn’t one any longer. And why would they peel potatoes anyway? Maybe they jump out of the plane with them. You could throw them at people on the way down. Oh wait that probably isn’t good because you could probably kill someone with a potato although it does sound funny.

Lydia is just nuts but that’s no big surprise. It turns out that she was very likely in the nuthouse and there was a suicide attempt after Charlotte broke up with her. I think Charlotte feels sorry for her but come on she has to know how crazy this chick is and talking about cutting their throats really doesn’t sound good either. She decides to go find them which she does. She jumps to a conclusion that in no way resembles reality. Gilly’s telling a story and she accuses Sarah of being all over Zoe.

Maybe I’m not seeing things clearly because they weren’t even touching each other. They were sitting next to each other listening to the story. Instead of saying, “What are you doing her?” Gilly instead says, “Good one Lyd.” Umm isn’t he along with the others wondering why she’s there. I know it’s because she’s all kinds of crazy but someone else should be wondering. And Steph is asking to sleep in the boys tent since she doesn’t want to have to sleep in the tent with the other girls. Does she think they’ll try to convert her or something? Sleep with one eye open Zoe because this crazy pixie is out for blood.

I still find it really weird that Eric wants to adopt Marcus. I thought that might be stopped when Marcus found out who his father is but nope they did it and they seem to have developed amnesia. What’s this three business? Hello Marcus you have brothers and sisters that come with the Forrester name. I wonder how Justin will react when he realizes it was finalized even after Marcus met him.

I just don’t get the whole thing. Can it even be done? He has adoptive parents but it’s like he can’t make up his mind on whether or not they were good people or not? Sure sometimes he’ll imply they were while other times I get the opposite impression. Is adopting the only one that Eric can love him like a son? In case you haven’t noticed this whole thing just baffles the hell out of me but hey if Joss wants to adopt me I’m all for it. Can you adopt a sibling? Why not if Eric’s going around adopting a grownup. It would be different if Marcus was a teenager but he’s an adult which makes is really odd to me.

Katie goes to Boob and Brooke to tell them about Bill’s plan. Well that’s just nice they laugh at her. Should you really be laughing Boob? You aren’t exactly a genius yourself? They seem to not realize that Stephanie was the one that did most of the stuff that involved the business end of things while Eric and the others went around doing their designing thing. If the three of them together can’t pull it off they shouldn’t be laughing at her. That just might end up biting them in the ass.

Well I’m guessing that messenger will be fired since the payment didn’t come on time. So Bill had the bank dude sign the papers so he could set things into motion and buy the company. He wanted Katie to be by his side and it did look like she was going to do it but she asked him not to sign the papers. Maybe he’ll remind her again how they laughed at her. I’m wondering why he didn’t think of having Justin run the place instead since that would make more sense well as much sense as anything else makes. I’m just glad I didn’t have to see Boob shirtless because I would have lost my lunch if I had to suffer that.

Oh poor Anita I feel for the poor girl. She doesn’t want to leave so she puts her foot down about staying in Hollyoaks. She wants to stay with Lelia. It was like Bel telling her that she’d help find her birth mother was confirmation that her Mum didn’t care about her. I think it’s a bad idea to move at this point with Ravi out of the hospital and Anita dealing with this bombshell along with Newt being AWOL still.

She ends up talking to Ricky which doesn’t go well. At least he was with her when Gaz turned up. Oh great he’s out of the hospital and has no idea what happened. Sure she feels bad about Newt leaving but she doesn’t want to go to jail. Um I’m pretty sure she’d be fine since the dude was trying to rape her. I didn’t like Ricky’s suggestion that it would be better for Newt to get the blame because of his being a schizophrenic. I really hate when people bring up the M word when announcing well usually a killing like all mental people go around killing people. Sure he might end up getting sent to the loony bin which he doesn’t deserve at all.

Archie tries to make amends but I think he’s got his work cut out for him. He screwed them over big time and even more with Archie sleeping with Lelia. What kind of friend does that? So I wouldn’t hold my breath if I was you Archie because you just might never get your friends back. And Hayley isn’t thrilled to have him living there. Hell I wonder if she’d rather have India back. I wonder if she’ll come back at least to get her car.

Sasha finally came back from wherever the hell she was. She came back and I guess she went away again because she was totally clueless about Spencer’s new living arrangements. It was just too much for Calvin to deal with and Leo’s pretty worthless with helping so he did what he could for the guy. At least Spencer seems happy and isn’t holding it against Calvin. If Sasha cared so much why was she away so long? Calvin at least was there unlike her and now she’s talked him out of selling the Loft. How is he supposed to run the place Sasha? This would be one of those times when you really should think before you speak since it probably is for the best for him to sell it.

What in the hell was Nicole wearing? When Brady called Enormo answered and for some reason there was only static on Brady’s end so he has not idea that he kind of spilled the beans to Enormo at least about there being a secret. She seems to have missed the fact that Enormo knows she’s lying but she kept on going. That has to be the ugliest necklace I’ve ever seen. What was it anyway? It sort of looked like something a person at a mental hospital would make for arts and crafts. Maybe they were jacks welded together or something.

Did they decide to try to draw attention away from the very noticeable belly by having her wear that horrible thing? I also notice that they have her munching around so maybe they’ll have Nicole stress eating to explain the weight gain. She did make me think of Ash from Hollyoaks because she tried to convince Enormo that Brady was back on coke. That’s nice considering he’s been her best ally but of course that will totally change when he finds out that Sydney is really Sami’s baby. I’m thinking that will mean the end of his insane devotion to that bitch.

I do not like Ari being so bitchy to Sami. I’m willing to overlook it because of being forced to break up with Brady. It’s a good thing Sami didn’t seem to notice Ari’s reaction when Sami mentioned calling Roman for help when Ari thought that Rafe might be in danger. Yes he’s in danger because he’s down in I’m assuming the basement of Sami’s place with Miss Psycho 2009. Yes she won the pageant although she isn’t a fun nutter. Oops did I just slip into British there for a second?

Ari leaves just as Will comes home. Sami wants to talk to him about Mia since Lucas mentioned before he left about her being an “addict” which is understandable so Will told her the truth. She of all people can understand this sitch since she was around Mia’s age when she gave birth to Will.  So much for him keeping the secret but it was the only way he could keep seeing her because it’s not like Sami would forbid him from seeing her just because she happened to have a baby.

I knew Will would be accepting of Mia having a baby and giving her up for adoption. Was it just me or did it almost seem like he would have preferred to be adopted? I would say that Lucas and Sami did a good job since he’s a pretty good kid. Sure most teens couldn’t pull it off but if they have a good support system a teen parent could manage with help of course. And poor Mia has no clue that her baby’s dead. That was just rude of Neanderthal to listen in so now he knows about the baby. Did someone forget to lock the door again?

Enormo decides to go back to Salem to find out the truth. Nicole certainly isn’t going to tell him. Hey maybe lightning will strike and she’ll fall out of the plane? No that probably won’t happen but I do look forward to her downfall since it’s been a long time coming and her ever loyal Brady won’t be too happy with her either and hell Enormo might just strangle her which he already looked like he wanted to do.

Meredith is all kinds of crazy. She didn’t listen when she hit poor Rafe with a brick. She wants to make his death slow. She seems to think her sister was begging for her life. Bitch she died in a car accident. Tragic yes but not murder since hello bitch he could have easily died himself. That flash of him with her didn’t show some guy intent on killing the one he loved. I just wonder why she turned so crazy after leaving Salem.

Were things stirred up that she’d put behind her? Gee really Meredith you unstable? I’m shocked. Not really since she’s all kinds of crazy. It was weird because she was going on like she and Emily were the same person or some crazy shit like that. She started talking about stars which made me think of Dru from Buffy but of course she has nothing on Dru. It wasn’t until she mentioned the garish son that I realized she was quoting Romeo and Juliet. That’s just weird. What is up with this chick? Sure I felt bad for her at first but not so much anymore since she’s just nuts.