Dishing The Soaps!

And today seemed to be another theme which would be people going crazy. This is going to be the bizarrest wedding ever. Okay the dogs were strange but this will take the cake. And that thing that Barracuda pulled out of her closet would fall into my tacky category. Sure he’s Lunkhead for now but I can’t say I wasn’t amused by him.

Hey that priest is pretty open because I wasn’t so sure he’d give his blessing to Chloe. I think she just couldn’t find his pulse. I knew that Victor would get pissed off when he found out that Daniel was hurt. Hey poison Chloe if you want Barracuda but don’t harm a hair on his godson or there will be hell to pay. And that truce is so over.

Poofy Head went all mental too. He was all happy about Melanie saving Chloe until Brady came in. He talked to Victor about him being the one that helped Daniel because he did go to Melanie and talked her into it and she went to Neanderthal. When Poofy Head found that out he went all crazy because it would have been better if he hadn’t saved Chloe. What happened to the love dude? And of course there’s the “good news” about Mom wearing Stagnant. Oh god imagine having him for a Stepfather? Well I wouldn’t mind the money part but as Lexie said he isn’t exactly all that great to his kids. Think about the lives of his kids for a minute. The dude isn’t exactly father of the year.

I do have to admit that Stagnant is reminding me of Alistair forcing someone into marrying him but unlike Theresa I don’t feel anything for Barracuda so I say got what you deserved bitch. Talk about stupid. Did Stagnant not think about how very odd it would look if they found nothing in a hotel room a place where they should find all sorts of things? Maybe she’ll poison him next. She might have a syringe somewhere and hell she can inject herself after that unless the boys end up having her committed.

I hope Melanie doesn’t fall for Poofy Head. Sure she’s flattered by the attention but come on girl wake up the dude only wants you when he can’t have his precious Wishy Washy. I might be softening towards Neanderthal but I do think he does like Melanie so she’d be better to see what happens with him instead of being dazzled by the dimples. Listen to Brady and stay away from the guy that stole Rafe’s shirt. Oh come on I can’t be the only one that thinks of Rafe anytime Poofy Head comes on wearing that shirt. Maybe there was a sale and they went shopping together.

Nicole and Enormo are heading off for their honeymoon and I’m thinking they have Sydney with them. Maybe she’ll parachute out and escape from these two. Damn he’s escaped the insanity that’s going through Salem. And he goes and admits that he would never have married her if she wasn’t pregnant. If I liked her I’d feel bad for her because that was a shitty thing to say but he tries to make up for it by going on about being happy or something. Okay I’ll admit I was thinking about his butt because damn that was nice. Where was I? Well it was there and I’m not blind.

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