Oct 10 2009
Think EJ’s An Ass
I hope Poofy Head and Wishy Washy leave Melanie and Neanderthal alone. Did anyone else notice that his poof is now in the middle. I guess it got tired of being on the left side. Maybe I should name it too after all I did name Eric’s eyebrows on The Bold And The Beautiful so why not Poofy Head’s poof?
I’m just not sure what Neanderthal who is getting close to earning his name back was doing with her hand. Did I hear him say thigh? No sweetie that would be her hand and you really shouldn’t be doing that sort of thing in public. And what was so special about that one spot? Yes I’m strange which you might already know if you happen to come here more than once. Not many do because I might just scare people away with the weirdness. I bet Maggie was calling both of them because she doesn’t want them dating. I say butt out to Maggie. Do you really want Wishy Washy dating your grandson?
Here’s a thought maybe Wishy Washy could go for a balloon ride and have a tragic accident. Or maybe Owen could come back and stick her back in that morgue drawer. He has been spotted in Miami again or maybe that’s just his identical cousin. Maybe they should get back together because he only wants Melanie because Wishy Washy doesn’t want him although that girl can’t make up her mind. I bet she even has trouble choosing toilet paper. Maybe going up in a balloon would flatten that poof going on in back. But if that happened I’d have nothing to make fun of. Well he’s going so I guess I won’t have his hair to make fun of for longer and Wishy Washy will be all alone although I have to admit I really wouldn’t mind if she left Salem.
As usual I just want to smack Enormo and give him a kick. Oh so he finally asks about his son. Okay he’s worried about his father but come on he couldn’t at least call Sami to let her know? That could be overlooked but the second he saw Sami he didn’t even bother to mention Johnny and then all of a sudden he just has to see him so he can pretend he’s a good father after he talked about throwing Sydney away like bad cheese or something. If I was Sami I wouldn’t even bother with the asshole and would have left him instead of talking to him.
And all I got to say about Nicole is Bitch because that’s what she is. How dare she blame Brady for this mess? It was just bizarre to see Sami sticking up for Nicole. That would be another sign of the apocalypse. Sure she loves Enormo for whatever reason but come on did she really think she could keep lying about the baby forever? Even Ivy got caught although she did manage to pull it off for over twenty years the nice and vague answer they always gave on Passions.
I just can’t wait for the whole truth to come out. Brady isn’t going to be so loyal to that bitch after that. Aw how sweet was it when Sami was all protective of her brother. Well I like her calling him her brother even though he’s actually her cousin on top of being her stepbrother. He’s just being a good friend to Nicole which she doesn’t deserve. And supposedly Enormo loved her but did he really? I don’t care just as long as they don’t put him with Sami because that would make me vomit. I don’t want a couple where the girl is with her rapist.
Too bad Larry’s dead because I bet they’d be good friends unless of course he isn’t dead. And who the hell is Enormo judging people? He’s not exactly Mr Wonderful so he doesn’t have the right to say anything. Oh sure Enormo you never lie? No actually he does. Just ask him if he tried to have Philip killed and what will come out of his mouth will be a lie. Asshole everyone lies but some people lie more than others and whoever says they don’t lie would be lying. So I don’t feel bad for him at all and I still don’t want him to find out about Sydney while I want Sami to find out.
Wow was I hallucinating or did it seem like Nicole actually felt bad for Sami? Well it wasn’t bad enough to let Sami know that her biological child died now is it?And I certainly don’t want Brady with Nicole since that would make me vomit too. Damn where in the hell is Rafe? Someone should have seen him floating in the river. Hopefully he’ll wake up and get out himself. Come on Brady save Rafe or something useful instead of bothering with Nicole.
I enjoyed your write up about Days. I’m glad that some of the truth is finally out, but I don’t like how the writers are trying to make EJ out to be the poor little innocent victim. Are we supposed to forget all of the things that he has done in the past? Now he has the gall to say that he only falls for women who lie. What about all of his lies?
I wish that Brady would just wash his hands of Nicole. Nicole only thinks about herself. I hope that he screams at her too once he finds out what she did to Sami.
I really don’t want to see a Melanie/Nathan/Philip storyline. That will be so incredibly boring. I would much rather see Philip back with Chloe, but I guess that won’t be happening any time soon.
Yeah he is coming off as a total hypocrite because he’s no innocent. People do seem to shrug off the fact that he raped Sami and want those two to get back together which I don’t want at all. While I hate the character I think James does a great job in the role but he’s just not able to pull off me liking him evil if that makes any sense.
I’m hoping Brady will wake up when the whole truth comes out. It was one thing to help her when he thought the baby was Mia’s but to find out that she stole Sami’s baby is a whole other thing. He’s too loyal to her. She just doesn’t deserve it.
I think it would be more of a quadrangle with Stephanie thrown in which would be boring. I actually like Melanie. I didn’t at first but she grew on me. Jay’s leaving so I don’t know what they’ll do with Phillip. I guess they could get that other guy back whose name I can’t think of right now. I’ll miss him and the poof on his head.
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