Oct 14 2009
Shoreline
Well Violet is certainly on the Crazy Train but will she ever compare to Kimberly? She’s decided to go after Michael and isn’t it nice to know he hasn’t changed a bit? Still the same man that cheats on his wife without giving it a thought. She downs some energy drinks and goes to Michael’s office. And she invites him to Coal which is a dumb name for a place where she gives him some drinks. He’s having a good time until Vanessa his latest wife calls.
I guess Vanessa can’t handle their son Noah who just might need some medication although he was never seen just a ball going down the stairs. Oh no the nanny’s gone which gave Violet an in. He said he was going to go home but Violet ends up delaying him. Yes like father like son only Michael’s car doors fly up and I think his car is roomier. Violet grabs her phone and tapes them having sex which she ends up sending I think she sent it to the new wife. Oops bad Michael. Is someone headed for another divorce?
And how creepy was she in Auggie’s place. I guess he took off otherwise she wouldn’t be able to wander around his place. Did he really give her the key or did she steal it? David caught her but she claimed that Auggie wanted her to feed his plants and fish. What fish? I didn’t actually see any fish and why would the fish food be in his bedroom? I would think kitchen which is where David said it was. She just wanted to channel Sydney I guess because Auggie knew her. I’m still wondering about whether or not she’s Sydney’s daughter because Sydney denied it and how did she find out anyway? I would think unless the adoption was open that it would take some time to find the person unless they didn’t want to be found.
Well at least Victor was on a little bit more this time and Caleb did end up getting a date with that cute Anton guy. It would be nice if he had an actual storyline. Sure he doesn’t live in the building but that doesn’t mean he can’t have a storyline and if there’s one with him shirtless I for one wouldn’t mind one bit. Like you weren’t thinking the same thing yourself.
Real Jeans? They are magical jeans that are supposed to make your ass look good. I did get those magic jeans from Walmart but I’m thinking these are out of my price range and white jeans that just sounds like I’d be looking for trouble since white always makes me anyway look bigger. Maybe if you’re a twig you can pull it off. And the dude wanted Riley to be the model because models aren’t real people. That did amuse me but Ella spoke up in defense of models being real. Hey ten grand is a lot of money and with Jonah being broke that should come in handy in paying rent for instance. He really screwed up when he didn’t take that guy’s bribe.
As for Riley being a model was I the only one that thought the shirt looked like a seat cover turned into a shirt? It was all fuzzy. Would you really wear that with jeans? And white jeans? I stay away from white bottoms. That’s just looking for trouble. Imagine the horrors of having an accident in a pair of white jeans. Makes me shudder just thinking about it but she decided to take the job even though she turned it down at first because Jonah was broke and tried to sell his camera. She did stop him from doing that which was nice of her so she wasn’t so bitchy this week but it does look like this is just a temporary niceness since she looks like she’s swapping spit with someone else next week.
That green dress that Lauren wore was just horrible. I’m not sure if another color could have saved it. Now I’m not a dress girl but that thing was ugly. Maybe it could work as a bridesmaid dress. Wendy sets him up for another job on a boat but things go south when she sees David come aboard. Couldn’t she have stayed and just avoided him? He would have been distracted while he was getting beaten up. Such a shame there’s no honor among thieves at least this ones so shame on your Amir at least I think that’s how you spell your name for sending David there.
It wasn’t bad at first because Lauren makes a friend with another hooker that offers to help her out. She seemed nice and she did help Lauren get off the boat. I think she also left because her new hooker friend did mention that Lauren might have to do some girl on girl action while the guy watches. Maybe that was just too much for her. And Wendy wasn’t a happy Madame but she’s willing to give her another chance. She still has to pay her tuition so she’s stuck for the time being. I do wonder if the hooking will ultimately end up what she does because at some point something’s got to give. It seems like hooking can eat up just as much time as being on call does.
David goes to his fence and mentions a painting. He suggests David goes to see his cousin. That’s nice send him to your cousin where he ends up beat up. I suggest you find a new fence after this. And why are they called fences anyway? It doesn’t make sense but I guess a lot of things don’t make sense. So he goes to the boat and talks to the guy but instead the guy wants to send him on a job. David isn’t up for that and as a result gets his ass kicked. The cousin was lame because he had his minions do the ass kicking. Okay that might be smart but it does make you look like a pussy but hey maybe he was afraid he’d break a nail or something. He might have just had his nails done. So it’s a good thing Lauren found him since she’s the one that brought him to the hospital.
He had a fractured rib which doesn’t sound like fun at all. Michael of course wants to know what happened so he has Lauren find out. She’s quite the busy girl being a hooker, intern, and spy. I wonder what Michael has in those files and where did Jane go. Now David needs to find a new hobby or something. Maybe he could take up knitting instead. Probably not but at least he’d have a weapon if someone came after him. Beware of the knitting needle. It is called a needle so I’m going to go out on a limb and say that it would be sharp.
