Dishing The Soaps!

1. Boob starts sucking helium and can’t stop. He eventually floats away. He was last spotted over the Pacific.

2. Thorne decides to come out of the basement and get a life.

3. Someone hot gets shirtless and none of the non hots. You know who you are.

4. Pam bakes brownies and gives a few to Dimbo laced with laxatives. Oops looks like Pam gets to host The Catwalk complete with purring and finger ears.

5. Jerett or whatever the hell his name is decides to ask Pam out since he finds her to be such a delight even if she is a bit kooky.

6. Katie wakes up to find Bill turned into a huge donut. She can’t resist and takes a bite.

7. Boobette 2 decides to go surfing and gets sucked into a whirlpool or whatever that thing is called that sucks you down. I think you call it a whirlpool or is that a dishwasher?

8. Stephanie decides to learn how to speak French.

9. Whip sets his sights on getting Stephanie after all she’s one hell of a woman.

1. Sami finds out that Sydney’s her daughter. She rips off Nicole’s head in a fit of rage. 

2. Sydney meets a little girl that talks in cartoon bubbles. She teaches her how to talk using them.

3. Brady decides to go shirtless unless it happens to be cold out.

4. Rafe finally takes a shower that I’m able to watch. No I’m not creepy at all.

5. Enormo Jackass vanishes without a trace and he takes his father and stepmother with him wherever he went.

6. Aliens abduct Chloe and Daniel realizes what an idiot he was mooning over that girl.

7. Aliens go to Poofy and want hair tips on how to get such a nice hair poof.

8. Wishy Washy falls into the river and no one notices including Nathan and Melanie who are taking a walk and holding hands.

9. Mickey’s remains are found with the Christmas decorations in the basement.

1. Hannah decides to take a dancing class.

2. India is back and no one is glad to see her. They boo at her and tell her to leave. She leaves in tears.

3. Lydia starts talking to Sarah’s ghost apologizing to her for killing her and telling her that it was Zoe that was supposed to die.

4. Charlotte overhears Lydia talking to air and calls 999 asking for a couple of men in white coats to take Lydia away.

5. Mike ends up getting drunk and wakes up the next morning in Myra’s bed. He runs screaming away just wearing his underwear.

6. Kris attempts to put on some of Sarah’s shoes with no luck. He debates on whether or not to chop part of his feet off or maybe to bind them but decides not to. He searches online to see if shoes can be stretched since they are so close to fitting.

7. Newt sees the Rae he knew in his bowl of cereal but no one seems to notice. He listens to see if she’ll say anything.

8. Nancy decides to bake muffins and considers opening a bake shop.

9. Tom finds out that Cindy is running a con on Tony and vows to catch her in the act but he doesn’t want to get Holly involved since she might be in on it although he thinks that would be unlikely.