Dishing The Soaps!

I think a rename of the rename is in order so instead of calling him Stagnant I’m going to go with Repluso. And what does he know about her mother anyway? That comment about lying being in the genes is still swirling around in my head. Did Nicole have a child when she was a teen? Could Mia be that child? They do look alike so it isn’t out of the question. Hell there was a girl I was in junior high with I think it was eighth grade so she was like fourteen when she had her kid so she could be a grandmother at this point. Now that’s just terrifying.

Too bad Repulso got out of the hospital because I would have put an air bubble in his IV or something. But not everyone is buying Mia being a big slut. Sami isn’t buying it and she shouldn’t. Mia’s a sweet kid who fell for a boy and ended up pregnant. Sure they should have used something but it happens and doesn’t make her a bad person. Oh my god do I actually now feel sort of bad for Nauseating? Um aren’t tears supposed to be wet? I guess guy tears are dry although they aren’t for Dean Winchester and the hottie who plays him who is the prettiest crier ever which really should be against the law. Come on it shouldn’t be legal that you feel like hugging him and ripping his shirt off at the same time. Damn where was I?

Damn once again I was cheated of Rafe being in the shower. There wasn’t this problem when he was Luis. Since he’s the only one aside from Daniel who actually showers at least that we know about I really want to see the actual showering going on. I did enjoy the towel porn so at least I wasn’t cheated of him being shirtless. Well it’s not like he could wear anything when Ari went off to get him some clothes. And he mentioned the DNA test. It’s been so long I was wondering if he forgot about it. He wants to have the proof before he tells Sami which is smart.

With Repulso on her side Nicole thinks everything is going to be dandy. She got Mia to lie about being a slut so the father will remain unknown. Why did she seem surprised that Mia was upset? The poor girl has every right to be upset. Nicole’s been  nothing but a bully to that girl since the day they met. And I’m still puzzled about the selling her baby part. Did Nicole give her money and I’m blanking on it? Sure I’d imagine she gave her money for the ticket to get to Japan but I don’t actually remember her giving her tons of cash otherwise she would have been able to live on her own instead of living with Maggie. I don’t like it when I see what might be a hint of human in Enormo but that kiss shows that he must have some feelings for Nicole even after finding out about the baby. Of course he doesn’t know the whole story and at this rate it looks like he never will.

Now what exactly is Repulso going to do to force Enormo to take her back. I also wonder if Sami is starting to think when she found Nicole and Mia talking. Nicole was telling her she did the right thing. I hope her bullshit meter or whatever starts pinging or whatever that something is up after all Mia isn’t that kind of girl. Even Nauseating wondered about it but it looked like he finally believed it although he did have a good point about her wanting to scare him away from the DNA test.

And poor Ari is going to be so screwed the next time she sees Brady. Well her only option would be to confess about being undercover which means she’ll have to tell him about her time in jail. Still in the dark about that although I’m thinking it was drug related. Maybe it was a possession charge and not actual dealing. I think he could be forgiving of that since that’s the only thing that comes to mind. It couldn’t have been something too horrible if she was allowed to go undercover to bring down the Drug Lord of the north side. I had no idea that Salem even had a north side. So what’s going on in the south side?

Thank the Gods it was Bill in the steam room since I couldn’t handle Boob in there but I think Boob’s left the building. Yes another thing has been added to the ever growing porn list. Just when I think I’ve cover everything something else shows up. If you’re curious about this list of mine just go my website where you’ll find it in the Hottie Handbook section. They weren’t in there very long so I’m thinking neither one of them got all pruney.

Rio should just stick with taking pictures since she was really boring the audience. Damn that was a huge ring on yawning chick’s finger. Why do people wear such huge things? There’s just a point where it looks ridiculous although I guess it could be used as a weapon if need be. So it is Dimbo’s second day as host and the audience was bored but Justin said she did great. Um I suggest getting Pam to either host the show alone or maybe do it with Dimbo since they are amusing together. Eric shows up since he now realizes that she’s doing the show. Shouldn’t he already know? I guess not.

Eric was acting like Dimbo’s father instead of her husband since she has the right to choose whether or not to do the show. He’s just pissed that a cute guy is interested in his wife. Gee if I had to choose between Eric and Justin I’m pretty sure I know who I’d pick. Now who would that be? Anyone care to guess? So now he’s told her that he still loves her and I just bet he could take care of her needs without that lecherous Barry or is it Harry leering at her.

Wow Rick was actually on and so was Thorne but no sign of Felicia at the meeting. Rick had an idea that was never revealed that was liked but put on hold. Boobette 2 came in with a idea but I found it odd that she’d suggest the sisters do the modeling. I guess this is her way of saying I’m a team player so don’t fire me. They like the idea but why not get actual models not that the sisters didn’t look good but come on they just did the Royalty line so they should let someone else step in after all the girls are busy running the company since the men were too stupid to take the offers of power. Boobette 2 looked surprised that they actually liked her idea. Why not have a clothing line that actual people could buy? No wonder they got into trouble since they seem to be really stupid.

Duncan shows up and Nev doesn’t like him at least that’s the impression I’m getting since he saw him all horned and looking like a spawn of Satan. Suzanne doesn’t seem to feel the same. Yes he’s trouble and a perv.

I learned a new word today so I’m building on my British vocabulary although it sounds weird. Instead of a paper route they call it a paper round. Um the paper isn’t round? So what’s up with the use of the word round? Am I thinking too much again? I probably am no wonder I get headaches and my brain goes blank if I’m thinking of stupid stuff like this. He likes Anita but doesn’t think much of Ricky.

Duncan convinces Ricky to do a little stealing from the Dog so they grab some drinks and some chips or crisps as you Brits call it. See there’s the whole confusion because they call fries for some reason chips so they have to call chips something else otherwise you’d never know what the hell the person was asking for. Huh? Did I just confuse myself again? I probably did. Instead of delivering the papers maybe in a circle they just hang out and eat their goodies.

Anita shows up and Duncan decides to toss the bag of papers into the river. Oh that’s a river. I knew it was water but I wasn’t sure what it was. I guess that’s the British version of a pier since the pier in Salem looks more pier-like. I just thought it was water and not a river not that I really gave it all that much thought really. Anita tries to get the bag and papers while Duncan decides to take a picture of her backside. Come on Ricky stand up for your girl. 

Ricky does nothing and pervy boy claims it was an accident. Yeah right it was an accident and I’m about to be declared Queen. Nev and Suzanne show up and Duncan puts the blame on Ricky. Anita does nothing but I think that’s because of him not doing anything when Duncan took the picture of her backside. Hey that’s what he said backside. I’ll admit that I really don’t use that word so I thought I’d give it a try.

I kind of feel bad for Archie but I don’t blame Elliot for being upset. He has every right to be upset about Archie sleeping with Lelia. But Kris was right that maybe for now anyway to give the guy a break for Zoe’s sake since she’s such a good mate. See that would be British for friend. I’m learning but I already knew that one. At first he said no but he did agree after talking to Elliot which included him saying that they’d never be friends again. I guess Archie was just glad to have a place to stay but dude he really should have given the money back to Kris without Kris having to ask for it back.

I still don’t like India. Did she get her hair cut? I thought she had long hair the first time she showed up. Anyhoo Spencer met up with Dave and invited everyone at the SUBAR to the Loft for a party with the drinks on him. It wasn’t looking good but it looks like Dave went around collecting money which was nice of him. So maybe he isn’t such a bad guy after all. Calvin came in and flipped out which is understandable since Spencer doesn’t understand that most of those people could care less about him and were just there for the free drinks.

Dave could have handled things better but it ended with Calvin punching him which was a bit out of order. He brought up how much Spencer pays Calvin which Calvin wasn’t too inclined to answer. It’s not like Calvin’s ripping him off and when you look at the sitch it did look like people were taking advantage of Spencer. I even heard India ask if anything was wrong with him. He’s a sweet guy that could very easily be taken advantage of but Dave kind of stuck his foot in his mouth so he didn’t handle things very well with Calvin but that could be because of him being a bit drunk. Spencer ended up firing Calvin which is a  bad idea since Calvin at least has Spencer’s best interests at heart. Okay except for that time when he helped kill Warren but aside from that of course.