Dishing The Soaps!

Was I the only one urging Annie to jump? Maybe that was just me. She’s no Joey Potter and Jasper’s no Dawson Leery. Navid ends up finding out that the dude’s a drug dealer so he goes to Annie to clue her in since he’s a nice guy. She asks him about it and what a shock he lies. Go ahead you stupid bitch maybe he’ll get you hooked and you can OD or something. Oops did I just say that?

As for Ryan I just wanted to smack him for being such an idiot. What does he see in that gold digging bitch? She’s just enjoying slumming it because there’s no way she’s going to actually end up with him. She needs someone with a fat wallet to make up for all that money she blew through.

Poor Ramona. The guy’s having a date when Jen barges in bitching about her bloody shoes. Here’s a tip bitch if they hurt your feet don’t spend ridiculous amounts of money on the stupid things. Problem solved bitch. And what was that about saying the girl looked old up close. Jealous much bitch? I think he should stick with the bartender but obviously the boy has been struck stupid which really isn’t good if you happen to be a teacher and now she has him thinking lies about Liam. Like he’d hit on her after the whole mess she sucked him into. 

As for Sasha I’m thinking she won’t be around for a while although I wouldn’t be surprised if she turns up again since the crazy radar is going off. Did Dixon get dropped from Surfing again? I thought he was back on the team. I guess he got the boot again. So he ended up blurting out that he got Sasha pregnant. She ends up texting him many times while Debbie and Harry are talking to him or more like staring at him. She claims to be having cramps so Debbie goes with him.

The girl opens the door and hello are those plastic peppers around her neck? At least earlier she was making chicken which I happen to like. Sasha mentions a sonogram and that she was four weeks along. Hello red flag that something is fishy. Someone forgot to do her homework about when you have one of those things since four weeks is too early. So she’s not even pregnant and Debbie recognized her from before when she was getting her nails done. Debbie meets her accidentally on purpose of course and lets her know that she’s on to her and to stay away from her son.

Debbie and Harry go to Dixon’s room to tell him about Sasha when he tells them that she called and said she had a miscarriage. For some reason Debbie didn’t want to tell him that the pregnancy was fake. He really should know just in case she turns up again. It is always good to know when there’s a loon around and this loon is up to who knows what. She doesn’t appear to be a smart loon otherwise she’d do a better job of faking a pregnancy.

Adrianna is all bummed out about losing Navid. She even serenaded him and was pretty good. She thought he was just going to take her back on the spot. Sorry sweetie but it just doesn’t work that way. At least Teddy told him the truth while she would have just lied about it. Naomi and Silver are worried about her and want her to go to a meeting but she just stays in bed. I’m not so sure that sending Navid over to try to get her to a meeting was a good idea since she did end up leaving the house which led to her going to Jasper who gave her drugs. Well that isn’t good is it? So much for the no more drama. And it probably didn’t help that Teddy was fingering Silver’s hair and she was doing some fingering of her own since he had special shampoo supposedly.

I think her name’s Ivy didn’t take it well when Liam said she wasn’t a girl. Guys that never goes down well. A girl doesn’t want to hear that. Don’t you remember when Xander said that to Willow? Well at least she got payback when Buffy said he was totally like one of the girls. She even wore a dress and dragged Liam to the party. He could certainly do worse and he has since Jen is the perfect example. I guess she’s growing on me.

Ooh Owen in a fig leaf sounds good to me. Anything that gets his shirt off is gold with me. But I agree no snakes. Can I get outfit approval too Jackie? She might need some help with deciding and I’m sure Owen would be happy to do a little modeling with his shirt off of course. What like I’m the only one that thought about Oweny goodness.

Bridget must have heard me since she’s considering getting a surrogate. This looks like a good option for them since she can’t carry a baby. Nick’s for it too since it won’t endanger her and hey no stretch marks afterwards. Look at the bright side of things Bridget and hey no morning sickness either so it’s not a bad way to go and it’s a way to get that family. Sorry guys I’m still picturing Owen in a fig leaf but I’m not sure about paining him green.

At Forrester Katie tells Bill about the idea that Boobette 2 had. Boobette 2 ends up showing up since Katie’s needed in accounting or whatever. Katie tells her to pitch the campaign since Bill just wasn’t liking the idea. She even brings some models up and hey was that a note of almost being impressed. Of course it did occur to me that she might end up throwing herself at this guy since Owen’s off limits. I just hope he doesn’t fall for it since as of right now anyway I think he does have real feelings for her but of course that doesn’t mean things can’t go seriously south.

Hmm I wonder who put that poo in India’s laundry bag. It could be Archie but he isn’t around so the other logical suspect would be Hayley since she just doesn’t like the girl. I know I don’t. Maybe she’ll grow on me or maybe I’ll end up renaming her. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again. See there’s even a page to explain it.

Calvin found the money that Dave collected and realized that he jumped the gun on accusing Dave of taking advantage of Spencer. I guess he’s unfired since things are back to normal. Sure Dave was a bit of an ass but he did make the effort to collect some money. Spencer bought him some meat for his eye and gave him the money so they could throw a party. Looks like he has his eye on India now.

Since she dropped her knickers which had a big plastic poop in them India was mortified. Maybe if I liked her I’d feel bad for her but not so much. Sadly there isn’t a place nearby where I can buy plastic poo although I’m sure I’d very easily find some very real stuff. Yes I watch my step since I never know when the stuff will turn up. Rude much dogs? Dave and Josh want to cheer her up so they take her out and end up dressing in her clothes. The boys don’t look all that bad. I’m sure Kris would be proud.

Hayley isn’t thrilled about the attention that India’s getting. She gave India a heads up about something written in the loo which is British for bathroom. Shit Girl but I have to wonder who wrote that little gem. Could it be Hayley since she just hates the girl? Charlotte likes her but doesn’t like the fact that she can’t even accidentally brush up against her without getting the wrong idea. Yeah she just might catch the lesbian bug if she touches Charlotte which is just stupid. She did handle Charlotte touching her leg. Maybe she’ll learn and not be so damn annoying. I do wonder where she got that shirt since that implied a sense of humor but I think she lost it down the loo.

Hayley ends up leaving with Rhys while the others continue to have some fun. Oops Spence threw up on Josh who was wearing one of India’s fancy clothes. I’m sure Calvin will be thrilled to find Spencer drunk but hey at least the guy’s willing to take him home which shows he isn’t a bad guy. Hayley and Rhys end up kissing which leads to them going to bed. Oh Josh you weren’t expecting to see them getting it on were you? He opened the door which isn’t a good idea since you never know what that might reveal.

Malachy and Mercedes flirt with the customers which seems to help things and who knows maybe they got some good tips. Malachy does have that great accent although everyone on the show has an accent. Mercedes is cranky since it’s been a while since her and Mal have had sex. She kind of reminds me a bit of Anya who was complaining about her and Xander not having sex. But by the time they got home not even having the house to themselves since it was Bingo night did the trick since Mal was too tired.