Dishing The Soaps!

Damn Sarah must have left the set for General Hospital and dashed over to The Bold And The Beautiful. Looks like she’s going back to being a  blonde. I smell scam but she didn’t seem to know what was going on. I guess Andrea didn’t fill Agnes in on the details. That is such an unfortunate name. It sounds like a nun. I wonder if she’ll be crazy. Hey I enjoy some crazy which probably makes me crazy.

Nick and Bridget are so excited about this so called Sandy chick. Andrea claims to have a family emergency so she tells Bridget to call up Sandy. Oh yes she’s the healthy version of Bridget after all chocolate is vital each and every day. A chocolate bar a day keeps the doctor away or something like that. I think she was excited when she did a little research on this couple. I bet Agnes isn’t any better at yoga than I am. That just confuses the hell out of me. I’ve tried it and it never goes well.

The shoot went well and this time there wasn’t an ugly dress to mock. They did look good. Damn Katherine looks great. Even Boob had to admit that Bill wasn’t such an ogre after he saw her getting a real chance to shine. I just don’t like Boobette 2 getting all gooey over Bill. Yes he’s hot but bitch he’s taken. Can’t you find your own guy instead of lusting after guys that are taken? Rick was lucky to get rid of that bitch.

Nancy wonders about Anita when she sees her with a bag that belongs to Hannah. Given the choice between Nancy telling Hannah and Anita she decides to go to Hannah herself. Yes she’s still lying about not eating. Hannah even gave her the diary she kept in the hopes that it would help. Maybe Nancy’s right about her having a crush. That was funny when she was talking about borrowing some of Lauren’s clothes. That would be interesting.

Wow Mercedes actually feels guilty about kissing Calvin. Was I the only one that thought they’d kiss again if Mal hadn’t showed up. Well she does have a knack for cheating. They just have that fighty vibe that leads to kissing and more so I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened sooner or later. So it was actually a good thing that Mal showed up since it stopped them from doing something really stupid although I wouldn’t rule it out just yet on happening.

Why are they being mean to Spencer? He goes over to see Dave and the others only to be freezed out by them. They came up with some lame excuse so he’d have to leave. And later on India talked to him for a little bit and left him. He ended up following them and tried to light a firecracker or sparkler or whatever the hell that thing was. Well it didn’t quite work out right since whoosh and flames appeared. Maybe if they allowed him to come along he wouldn’t have been so determined to light the thing. Am I having a stupid moment or maybe it’s different in England but I thought Veteran’s Day was in September. Well Thanksgiving in Canada is in October so maybe it’s just a different month over there.

Tony’s really getting into the holiday spirit but Cindy isn’t. Oops it turns out that Grandpa of a few greats I think didn’t fight on the side they thought. How did Cindy find that out? Maybe she’s just lying to wind up Dom. If only Mercedes hadn’t slept with Tony since things could have been so different. I think it is very likely that Tony and Jacqui would be married which would make more sense. It’s not like they love each other. So I don’t get this marriage. I get that Cindy’s running a con but I’m not sure what Tony gets out of it. I guess they aren’t watching Tom anymore and why was he staying with them anyway?