Dishing The Soaps!

Well that was just odd. Why wasn’t Kelly there for Jackie’s funeral? Instead it was all vague with talk about the mirrors being covered. That’s a Jewish tradition if I’m not mistaken so I’m guessing that would be Mel’s relatives. See this would have been a way to bring David back but nope they just gloss over the funeral and Kelly’s nowhere to be found. At least Naomi’s being a good friend to Silver. Dixon went and he actually said he forgave Silver so it looks like they’ll be friends again.

Talk about a crappy time first Jackie dies and then Navid gets pushed down the stairs. At first I was wondering if he remembered and just didn’t want to say anything. Adrianna wasn’t there but Naomi kept calling her first about Jackie ending up in the hospital followed by Jackie dying and next Navid landing in the hospital. She must have just been at the funeral when she went to visit Navid. Liam was there along with the others. Teddy didn’t go although he did dress up to go.

It turns out he didn’t go to his Mom’s funeral either. Silver ends up finding him on the roof swatting tennis balls off the roof. The flowers were pretty. They end up kissing and Silver tells him that he’s now her boyfriend which freaked him out. She was joking of course but he does like her. He’s either scared of making a commitment or maybe he thinks she doesn’t feel the same although the kiss should tell him that she does like him. Okay I’ll admit that he’s kind of grown on me although I wouldn’t mind seeing his abs again just to make sure everything’s all right.

Liam and the others are going with the plan to bring down Jen. I’m all for that because I can’t stand the bitch. They end up at Santa Anita because Jen’s horse courtesy of Naomi was racing with the little guy. I’d say four feet tall but maybe that’s just me. That’s really nice she said she liked the horse better than the person that bought it for her. Well the bitch is screwed now. Why do they give them silly names anyway? What does a horse have to do with Dad liking Pumpernickel anyway? And what’s the deal with the hats? I remember Andrea wore a hat when she went to the track with Nat, Brandon, and Steve.

I agree with Dixon it was stupid of Liam to delete the recording on his phone. I’m guessing they knew Jen was listening because I’m thinking you can’t just undelete a recording but maybe you can. Who knows I don’t like phones and I don’t have a cell phone so I wouldn’t know. See now you can say you can name one person that doesn’t have one. I just hate phones. Well Jen falls for it and she grabs his phone.

Naomi’s been getting gifts from a secret admirer but once she found out that it wasn’t the little jockey guy she was cool with it. The guy took her to a cabana to wait for the guy to show up. He called Dixon who pulled out an umbrella and started twirling it which was a signal. And yes umbrellas are cool. I’ve had problems closing one once which led to me going inside with it open so I get the having troubles with it.

Jen is being her usual bitchy self so he ends up getting her to admit that she was the one that slept with him. Naomi got a front row seat so to speak. At least she knows what a bitch her sister is since she’s been using her for her money. Of course she also looked like her puppy died so while it was a good thing Liam feels bad about it because Naomi’s upset but I think it’s for the best since she needed to know and now the bitch is all alone since Ryan isn’t too thrilled with her either. I missed a smidge but I think she told him what she did which suggests that maybe she really likes him but I think she’s such a nasty bitch that I just don’t feel sorry for her.

Harry ends up catching Annie kissing Jasper which leads to her getting grounded. She comes up with some chem study group idea which allows her to go to the school on Saturday but of course it was a total lie and Deb fell for it. She found her book under the bed but instead of her ass getting busted Dixon swept in and covered for her. It was his way of apologizing for not believing that she didn’t sleep with Liam. Great time to become all brotherly dude. And yes that would be sarcasm since I wanted her busted. I just want to smack the girl for not waking up to what a complete asshole Jasper is. It didn’t even make her wonder when he interrogated her about Navid and what he said about what happened.

At least Adrianna threw away the pills and went to a meeting which is good. She should work on herself. She did just jump into a relationship with Navid and she did kind of use him as a crutch during her pregnancy so maybe she should be alone for a while. Things are strained with her and Naomi who told her to stay away when she wasn’t there for Silver. That might change since Naomi’s upset about finding out the truth about Jen and it didn’t help that Ivy took advantage of the sitch when she saw Naomi to jump in and kiss Liam who had no idea that Naomi saw that.

Just when I thought that Navid wouldn’t remember he did. I’m glad he knows who it was since Jasper is trouble. Why couldn’t he have thrown Annie down the stairs? He is violent so she might end up pissing him off. Since Annie was cleared it looks like the big freeze might be over since Naomi called her to apologize which means Silver would probably go back to being friends with her too. Can’t Annie just die? Maybe some freak accident where she self combusts or something. She could get a giant zit on her chin that keeps growing and growing until it pops causing her to break into a zillion pieces. Just a thought. Did I mention that I don’t like her?

Yes I wouldn’t mind bitch slapping Annie. She is so stupid not wanting to know the truth about her wannabe Edward boyfriend being a drug dealer. Even Harry and Deb thought something was off about the guy so they forbid her to see him. Yeah that always works. He’s certainly no Dylan. Can killing someone cause your brain to break?

Mr Big Dix? Really? That sounds like a porn name. They wanted to recreate the recording of Jen spilling the beans. See Liam I told you deleting it was a bad idea and I guess you can’t undelete something. I’m on board with bringing that bitch down who I don’t like in case you haven’t noticed. Well you might have stumbled across this post accidentally.

It wasn’t good that Harry mentioned Navid since Edward oops I mean Jasper threw him down the stairs. It’s just a good thing it was during the day which means people are around. Of course Annie’s being a stupid bitch doesn’t seem to realize that Navid has no reason to lie about Jasper being a drug dealer. Put in a require for a new brain stupid.

I think Ryan’s thinking with his little Ryan. What does he see in Jen? At least he finally speaks up about her always making him go to parties and clubs instead of asking him what he wants to do. You really should know what charity it is because they are pretty pricey. He suggests camping of all things. Damn that was a lot of crap she bought with Naomi’s money. I guess she was going with the Boyscout motto of always being prepared.

They go but someone forgets to check the weather. Yes it does rain in California although people seem to forget that. So they end up in the car and Ryan ends up falling asleep. While he’s sleeping Jen sets the camp up which stunned me. How did she pull that off? Wasn’t she afriad to break a nail or strain a brain cell? She admits to pissing away all the money to snag her husband and of course there’s the part about her still being married. Ryan run away quickly. Just get in the car and go. She spent the money Naomi gave her for the divorce on a pony that hasn’t been seen since. So does this mean she spent ridiculous sums of money on crappy ass shoes you can’t even walk in? Must be nice to have so much money but I wouldn’t spend six hundred bucks on a pair of crappy heels.

It turns out that Jackie did survive barely. Kelly of course doesn’t want to see her. She does end up saying goodbye because she found the room empty which led to her briefly thinking Jackie was dead but she was just moved to another room. Jackie was holding on so she could say goodbye to Kelly. Wouldn’t this have been a good time for David to show up? Jackie was right since Kelly’s been more of a mother to Silver than Jackie was although there’s still the mystery of her being a blonde when she was little only to turn into a not blonde although I have to admit the age is pretty accurate since it was season two or possible three when Silver or rather Erin was  born since David was Silver at the time.

Naomi actually feels bad about using Green Boy whose name I can’t remember. I’m sure he has a name. I just don’t know what it is. She confessed and apologized for using him which impressed the roommate and dmaned if I know his name either. Jamie?  But she realizes that she’s not over Liam. Well duh!

Naomi did catch Adrianna with a bottle of pills. Since Navid was worried he went to Naomi but of course Adrianna lied although this time around she isn’t doing coke. Oh yeah she also claims to be over Navid. Sure we believe you. Not! Who knows maybe she’ll start hanging out with Edward oops I mean Jasper and Annie now.

At first the name make no sense but later it does. It turns out that Silver does half birthdays. Gee what a not shock that Jackie wasn’t around for her birthdays. Well at least she tried to make up for it when she set up the house to celebrate those missed birthdays including a fishbowl helmet because Silver wanted to be an astronaut along with her 80s craze. They even camped out in the living room although I’m not sure about how they did the marsh mellows. Okay I’ll admit Teddy’s grown on me since he’s the one that helped Jackie decorate the place but it looks like she died during the night. AT least it was peaceful if she is dead.

I don’t think Adrianna likes Silver spending time with Teddy. Poor Silver feels guilty about it although she shouldn’t. He’s been a good friend to her. Hell Silver even offered to stop being friends with him. He’s the one person that understands what she’s going through and with Jackie very likely dead she’ll need him more than ever now. I’m not sure about the future of them possibly being a couple even though I’ll admit that he’s growing on me.

Was I the only one urging Annie to jump? Maybe that was just me. She’s no Joey Potter and Jasper’s no Dawson Leery. Navid ends up finding out that the dude’s a drug dealer so he goes to Annie to clue her in since he’s a nice guy. She asks him about it and what a shock he lies. Go ahead you stupid bitch maybe he’ll get you hooked and you can OD or something. Oops did I just say that?

As for Ryan I just wanted to smack him for being such an idiot. What does he see in that gold digging bitch? She’s just enjoying slumming it because there’s no way she’s going to actually end up with him. She needs someone with a fat wallet to make up for all that money she blew through.

Poor Ramona. The guy’s having a date when Jen barges in bitching about her bloody shoes. Here’s a tip bitch if they hurt your feet don’t spend ridiculous amounts of money on the stupid things. Problem solved bitch. And what was that about saying the girl looked old up close. Jealous much bitch? I think he should stick with the bartender but obviously the boy has been struck stupid which really isn’t good if you happen to be a teacher and now she has him thinking lies about Liam. Like he’d hit on her after the whole mess she sucked him into. 

As for Sasha I’m thinking she won’t be around for a while although I wouldn’t be surprised if she turns up again since the crazy radar is going off. Did Dixon get dropped from Surfing again? I thought he was back on the team. I guess he got the boot again. So he ended up blurting out that he got Sasha pregnant. She ends up texting him many times while Debbie and Harry are talking to him or more like staring at him. She claims to be having cramps so Debbie goes with him.

The girl opens the door and hello are those plastic peppers around her neck? At least earlier she was making chicken which I happen to like. Sasha mentions a sonogram and that she was four weeks along. Hello red flag that something is fishy. Someone forgot to do her homework about when you have one of those things since four weeks is too early. So she’s not even pregnant and Debbie recognized her from before when she was getting her nails done. Debbie meets her accidentally on purpose of course and lets her know that she’s on to her and to stay away from her son.

Debbie and Harry go to Dixon’s room to tell him about Sasha when he tells them that she called and said she had a miscarriage. For some reason Debbie didn’t want to tell him that the pregnancy was fake. He really should know just in case she turns up again. It is always good to know when there’s a loon around and this loon is up to who knows what. She doesn’t appear to be a smart loon otherwise she’d do a better job of faking a pregnancy.

Adrianna is all bummed out about losing Navid. She even serenaded him and was pretty good. She thought he was just going to take her back on the spot. Sorry sweetie but it just doesn’t work that way. At least Teddy told him the truth while she would have just lied about it. Naomi and Silver are worried about her and want her to go to a meeting but she just stays in bed. I’m not so sure that sending Navid over to try to get her to a meeting was a good idea since she did end up leaving the house which led to her going to Jasper who gave her drugs. Well that isn’t good is it? So much for the no more drama. And it probably didn’t help that Teddy was fingering Silver’s hair and she was doing some fingering of her own since he had special shampoo supposedly.

I think her name’s Ivy didn’t take it well when Liam said she wasn’t a girl. Guys that never goes down well. A girl doesn’t want to hear that. Don’t you remember when Xander said that to Willow? Well at least she got payback when Buffy said he was totally like one of the girls. She even wore a dress and dragged Liam to the party. He could certainly do worse and he has since Jen is the perfect example. I guess she’s growing on me.

I think I might have mentioned the unmasking unless you count Ivy taking off the gorilla mask at least I think it was a gorilla. I guess it could have been an ape. She met Liam with a bang. No get your head out of the gutter not that kind of bang. She backed into his car and apparently the surfboard lost a fin. I guess that’s what those things on it are called. See you can learn from TV.

So they didn’t get off to a good start which means they are very likely to end up together since that’s always how it goes. It turns out that she’s a surfer and she’s in the surf club or surf team or whatever. Who cares as long as I get to enjoy Teddy’s abs. Shut up you know you’re doing the same thing even if I don’t really like him at least I didn’t. Where was I? Oh yes it turns out that she’s a good surfer but she does come across as the girl who cried wolf which just might bite her in the ass. I didn’t fall for that period story for a minute. I’d be at home wishing I’d vomit so I’d feel better or maybe snacking on some Saltines to ease the nausea instead of at the beach surfing. Guess what the commercial lies because there’s no such thing as a happy period.

Where was Navid anyway? He wasn’t on so I guess it was his turn to be AWOL. I knew Sasha was going to tell Dixon she was pregnant. I could smell that a mile off. I guess that explains those earrings. Was it just me? They were horrible. And was she trying to break the record of wearing the most colors in one outfit? See why I call him Brenda although with her she just had a pregnancy scare while Dixon actually got the girl pregnant.

Oh Dixon you are in quite the pickle. He decided to break up with Sasha because he was sick of staying in. Well what did he expect? I’m sure he has enough of a brain to know that she could get arrested for dating him and as Annie said in the first season Going To Palm Springs. I guess he isn’t quite rid of her just yet and oh that’s going to cause quite a stir in the oh crap what’s their last name again? I blame the headache for that. Consider yourself lucky I’m able to type something resembling coherency. Okay that might not be a word but I declare it one now. Wilson? But Joey had a ladder to climb up so that wasn’t exactly a secret to Dawson’s parents.

Annie’s hanging out with Jasper. I wonder about this guy. It is so odd that now she feels all comfy with him. He seems to think he’s Dawson because he’s making a film. That’s nice but it should be a red flag when the guy tells you to steal a Bentley. Okay he said borrow but I’m thinking the police won’t call it that if you get caught. That is pretty stupid to put the key there. I didn’t know they had the steering wheel on that side and why would Annie know that? It does make more sense for left handed people since the world pretty much seems to be unfriendly to the lefty. Yes I’m more likely to cut a limb off simply because I’m a southpaw and I still don’t understand the southpaw thing. Are right handed people northpaws?

I think she’s just glad she isn’t all gloomy and bummed about killing this guy’s uncle. I half wonder if he knows she was the one that hit him and just took off. So stealing a car is actually slumming it for her since she’s already gone to the top of the list of bad things to do. I’m pretty sure killing would be at least in the top five wouldn’t you agree? I still don’t like her so don’t worry about that happening although someone else might be getting a bit more likable so hold your hats. Oh wait that’s another show.

Poor Silver is trying to do everything. One person isn’t capable of dealing with a mother with cancer. She shouldn’t have moved in with Jackie. Okay she wants to be there for Jackie but that doesn’t mean she has to drop everything and be there. Sure Kelly might come off as a bitch but I don’t blame her for not really wanting to be involved. She did go to Harry and he’s totally in the doghouse because he lied about lunch saying he was too busy. So Deb walks in and finds him eating lunch with Kelly.

I knew it she totally has a crush on him although she tried to hide it. Can you blame her? I’m not blind. I’ve thought Rob was a cutie from his days on Days when he had one boob. I know that sounds insane but I’m pretty damn sure that Glen had one boob. Or was that Glenn? He shouldn’t have lied about things because that just made things worse. At least he didn’t say Kelly’s name when he was in bed with Deb so it could have been worse. If he was smart he would have mentioned Jackie having cancer so Deb would be more understanding although she doesn’t seem very understanding when it comes to Kelly.

Oh poor what’s his name the Dean’s son. Naomi decided to stop fake dating him because she saw Liam with Ivy. She was sort of apologizing to him so it wasn’t really anything although it looked like something. At least she gave him the surfboard after they had the surf off because she totally cheated in that competition. She went with the cute roommate Jamie. Hey I’m not blind so I enjoyed the view when he walked by in his towel. He so did that on purpose so yes there were a few bared chests which I never object to and apparently this guy has really good thighs.

Adrianna was bummed about Navid and Silver was being loyal in part I think because of the whole Teddy being an asshole to Adrianna but also because she didn’t like him. Oh my I think I might be starting to like him. I might have been dazzled by his abs so it might be temporary. It turns out that his mom had cancer too so he’s been in the same spot as Silver. I hope he helped her with that assignment. Damn I wish I had a roof to climb onto to smack tennis balls off of. Okay there is a roof but I’m not sure if I could actually stand on that. It did look like it helped so you know I just had to go there. Will they or won’t they? And once again a show gets that dreaded announcement at the end about when the next episode will be.

I’m not exactly sure what wild Alaskan salmon is but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t like it since it is fish and no to fish is my philosophy. It’s stinky and I want it nowhere near my mouth. Well isn’t Adrianna being a bitch. What is the big deal about Teddy anyway? He’s nothing special. Okay he has nice abs but other than that he’s so very blah and I’m still getting a gay vibe even though I’m not sure what that means either. No thinking because that would just hurt my head.

I was wondering about the knife thing. I guess Mark was telling the truth. I didn’t trust him one bit because he was only going out with Annie because of his buddy giving him a hard time about her liking Jasper. Maybe he had a good reason for pulling the knife on someone. I knew this guy was bad news and it turns out I was right because he tried to rape Annie. I guess last time wasn’t enough for him which was just her topless. That’s why he was trying to get her drunk. So she’s willing to overlook the creep factor of Jasper coming to the rescue because she actually likes him. I still don’t like the bitch.

And the stupid award goes to Naomi.  She has no clue that Jen was playing her. Sure a divorce attorney costs a hundred thousand dollars. Even I knew there was something funky about that. And then she pretends that she’ll move out knowing Naomi will give her the money. She should be buddies with Annie since they’ve both got the raging bitch working for them. She even bought the damn horse which I’m guessing will bite Jen on the ass since she’s about as smart as a turtle. Actually the turtle on Melrose Place tonight is smarter than her even though I forgot the name of the turtle. Too bad Liam deleted the recording of the bitch spilling her guts.

Navid’s all bummed about Adrianna breaking up with him. She went right to Teddy about ten seconds later. I guess the magic was gone because after a kiss she decided she made a huge mistake. Duh I could have told her that. Gee let me see who to choose Navid or Teddy? No need to think Navid is the winner. But now he knows about the kiss so she won’t be getting him back just because she comes running back to him. I knew Teddy would be trouble and so much for no drama Adrianna.

And the sisters are butting heads because Kelly doesn’t want Silver hanging out with their dying mother. I don’t blame Kelly one bit since Jackie put her through hell and it got passed on to Silver. Does Jackie really think she can make up for her past sins simply because she’s dying? And if Silver moves back in what does this mean for Kelly? Does this mean Jennie won’t be back? Hell she’s the reason I decided to watch the show since I prefer the original although it looks like there could be an affair in the future.

Harry was amusing tonight. Was it just me or did anyone else notice his voice going up really high when he ran into Kelly? It wasn’t a great idea for him to get drunk but at least Ryan got the phone number of the bartender. He shouldn’t bother with Jen. Why can’t he see what a total bitch she is? Doesn’t he know that he’s being used? She just wants to not appear to be the gold digger that she is. I guess he couldn’t figure out the hangover cure so Deb did it and he ended up calling her Kelly. Oops I’m thinking Deb isn’t amused. She would be amused if she heard him trying to sing opera. I’m with Ryan I wouldn’t want the coffee girl singing my order in opera although there’s no chance of that happening since I don’t even like the smell of coffee.

God Dixon would it kill you to give poor Navid a hug? The guy did give you his father’s car along with his credit card for your wild I’m Brenda weekend with Sasha. She’s totally paranoid about things so I’m going to guess that things aren’t going to last long between them since she’s wigged about the age difference. And since I don’t really like her I won’t be bothered by that. Well she is kind of boring. I’d say there’s no chance of him getting back together with Silver. I guess once your girlfriend’s taped you having sex without your permission you just don’t go back which is a shame since they were cute together.

Jackie was on and she has  practically the same hair as Silver. I wonder why Kelly wasn’t around. Once again Jackie’s back on the wagon since she got her chip for thirty days. Adrianna went to a meeting and she took Navid and Silver with her. That’s where she saw Jackie which led to her leaving. Hmm I wonder if all the meetings have donuts. I like donuts. Poor clueless Navid having no idea that Adrianna was kissing Teddy.

Silver and Adrianna get into a fight about the Teddy thing. Well Navid’s a great guy so it sucks that she was kissing some other guy. Sure his abs might be great but why am I getting a gay vibe from him? Oh yeah it meant nothing that’s why you got pissed when he was all over Jasmine. What is she a stripper? Okay I was channeling Dean there for a second maybe. I guess Teddy didn’t like seeing a happy Navid who was all happy about getting it on with his girl. Did I mention not liking Teddy? Hey just because I looked at the abs doesn’t mean I like the guy.

I wonder about that Jasper guy. Is it just me or does he seem cuter? Maybe he washed his hair. I don’t know but he seems cuter. I can’t explain it. Maybe I’ve lost my mind. If I have please don’t step on it if you happen to run across it. He is totally using the dead Uncle card to get Annie to go out with him and it’s totally working since she feels guilty about killing the poor guy. Did I mention how much I hate this girl? Hey maybe she could get together with Teddy and they could be the couple that I hate.

What’s wrong with sweatpants? I’m wearing some right now. They are nice and comfy. Naomi went to see a counselor and color me not shocked that she doesn’t have what it takes to get into CU. I think it’s CU. So she starts wearing sweats until Silver and Adrianna knock some sense into her. This leads to her coming up with some crazy plan. It was funny when that guy threw a football at her and she realized she was wearing sweatpants.

So she decides to go after Choking Dolphins Guy although his roommate just so happens to be Football Guy. She thinks she can woo this guy who just happens to be the son of the dean. Yeah that’s a solid plan dating the guy and bonding with the dean so she’ll let you come to the college instead of being stuck at a community college. So she plays the part with her pink bike pretending that she rides around on it.

Liam is anxious about busting that bitch Jen in the hopes that Naomi will get back with him. After she gets upset about the anklet wearing under her pantyhose counselor he’s about to let her hear the recording he decides to not bother since she’s upset. Maybe he should have because things just don’t go right for him at all. In class some idiot grabs his phone and starts playing with it which leads to Ryan taking the phone. That leads to detention and a threat to call in the folks. Oops that isn’t good because Liam’s stepfather is no Jonathan Kent even though he’s a dead ringer for him. Ryan decides to be nice but makes him do the ten days of detention. He does get his phone back but he sees her with Choking Dolphins Guy who she kisses and ends up deleting the recording. I was disappointed about that because I wanted that bitch busted.

Sasha ends up tracking down Deb where she finds out that Dixon is actually a junior in high school. I’m thinking she isn’t too bright. He tries to get her to give him another chance and even brings a pizza but she tells him to go away. If I was here I would have taken the pizza and then told him to go away. They later end up at the club to see that band but it looks like unlike Brenda that Dixon is going to get another chance. Damn now I feel like pizza and donuts.

Jackie tries to bribe Silver with a new car. She goes to the meeting and Jackie’s talking. She claims that she won’t let Silver down and admits what a crappy mother she was. Don’t promise you won’t let your kid down because it will happen. That’s just an impossible promise to make and Jackie doesn’t have the best history when it comes to things like this. Silver decides to speak to and tells Jackie that she can’t be bought with a new car and leaves telling Jackie that she’s dead to her.

Oh the irony. After being a bitch to Navid which she totally was she calls him and leaves a message apologizing about the way she acted. Well she did kiss Teddy again hence the I have a headache and bitchitude that followed. She gets a call and goes over to see Silver. This is where a bombshell is dropped about Jackie. Jackie reaches out to Adrianna because it turns out that Jackie has cancer and is dying. Yikes I wasn’t really expecting that but there was a character that was supposed to die so I’m guessing it’s her although there was that weird dream Adrianna had with Jim supposedly dying but that never made any sense to me.

So does this mean that Navid’s the Porn Prince? It was his car that Dixon was driving. He is so going to get busted over this soon. Of course Sasha is that her name is a total moron not realizing that he’s just a junior in high school.  She’s already spying on him so who knows what she’s thinking about the white lady he was hugging who just so happened to be his mom. I wonder what they would have thought if Harry was there too. How can she know the real him when he’s lying? See he’s totally Brenda like that time when she pretended to be in college with that guy I think he was a lawyer.

At least he didn’t say his sorority moved from Kansas. I’m a bit confused about how Dixon got Navid’s credit card. Did it come with the car? Shit he shouldn’t be handing over a car full of porn along with a credit card. Whose porn is that anyway? I’m assuming it’s Daddy’s porn. Maybe he hides it from the wife or maybe he’s into porn after all I would imagine there’s good money in it. It can’t be that hard to make since there’s no need for an actual storyline just people getting naked and having sex with quite possibly tacky music.

I’m not liking Annie and don’t plan on liking her ever. Hey I said I don’t plan on because I doubt I will but who knows maybe I’ll get struck by lightning and start liking her. Nah I’m thinking not since she just irritates me and I hate her whiny voice. Everything is a whine with her isn’t it? Gee she feels bad about the guy she killed well isn’t that special? And now she’s hanging out with the guy’s nephew. I wonder if he suspects something because he was looking her way when he was getting interviewed. Maybe I’m just imagining things.

Bad Adrianna that would be causing drama so much for that vow to have no drama. Okay you can’t control your dreams although I would love to be able to do that. Come on that would be awesome. I know what I’d be programming. Sure I might despise Teddy and wonder about him being gay for some reason I just can’t put my finger on but damn he does have nice abs. I’m not blind or maybe they were stunt abs. So I can understand her getting flustered but that’s just not good. I think the only reason she had sex with Navid was to try to get Teddy and his abs out of her head.

And hello bitchy Mom. I think she just likes the money that comes in from Adrianna’s acting. It isn’t a bad idea for her to want to take a break from things. It’s not like she’s ready for the old folks home quite yet. It’s not like it’s the first time she’s been bitchy since she was a little bitchy on that show the name of which escapes me. I know there was a direction in it and no I’m not talking about The Young And The Restless either because as far as I know she really didn’t have much of anything going on since she was always at work. I know what it was called South Of Nowhere. 

Poor Silver didn’t like it when the nephew called his Uncle schizo and it didn’t help that Teddy was an ass going on about the just a homeless guy. What that means it was okay that he was murdered? No of course it wasn’t and he had some problems that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t look for the killer and I could point her out since that would be Annie but no one seems to be hearing me.  Jasper stuck his foot in his mouth because he realized that Silver herself had some issues herself but he liked her movie. Nice save Jasper bringing up that. Maybe they’ll read the blog post and head over to the house and take her away in cuffs. 

Wow I wish someone would leave me a lot of money like that guy did to the school. I still wonder about Jasper and why he wanted to take a ride with Annie. Since she feels guilty she went with him but I still wonder about him. She does seem to be a bit too upset for some stranger that hears about something sad. Sure you might think something is sad but you’re not really going to cry if you find out that someone you didn’t even know got run over.

Liam ran into a little bit of good luck. While he was eating dinner I guess with the folks his Mom pulled out a magazine that showed Jen revealing her marriage and her being totally broke. I’m not liking John as an asshole. Sure he was kind of a jerk on Nip/Tuck as Ram but he was more interesting while on here he’s just this asshole Stepfather at least I’m thinking Stepfather but it’s nice to see him on something after they killed off Jonathan on Smallville.

So Liam goes to Jen because he wants this shit over and done with. He threatens to tell Naomi about her little secret. Jen tells him that she’ll tell Naomi. I didn’t trust her one bit. She does tell Naomi about the marriage and makes herself out to be the victim. She even tells her that she’ll go back to Olivier and pay her back and that she can deal with an open marriage. Can someone hand me a barf bag? She ends up telling Liam that she was glad to get that out in the open and that Naomi would never believe that she slept with Liam because they’re closer than ever.

One problem bitch he recorded her saying that so now he has the proof to totally bust Jen. Unlike Daniel on Days he didn’t brag about it to allow this bitch to grab a shovel or something and destroy the evidence. That was really smart. If you want to catch someone don’t let them know that you’ve recorded them totally busting themselves. So I look forward to Jen getting busted and why is she hanging out with Ryan anyway? It’s not like he has money. And why does he like her? I guess he’s wearing sex goggles that blind him to what a total bitch she is.

Well it looks like Dixon’s turned into Brenda. No he hasn’t turned into a white girl but he did remind me of Brenda when he met that girl in the pizza place who thought he was older. See sound familiar? Hmm I wonder if that means Navid is Kelly. She has no clue although she should have wondered when she found him on the yacht at the party she was DJing. So I’m thinking she isn’t very smart and I’m with Navid not liking to think about a She Dixon.

Aw Navid once again showed why I love him so. He put together an interview of him interviewing himself about him being an ass to Teddy. It was so sweet. I’ll admit that I was warming up to the guy since he was really great when poor Navid got seasick. I guess it takes awhile to kick in. So I was liking him for about five seconds until he made a move on Adrianna. I wonder if he was lying about taking the blame for his roommate or if that was to make us think he was a great guy. Someone should take Navid about the pressure point but also warn him about what could happen.

Harry wants to know why Dixon punched that guy and he tells him about the topless picture so he lets it go. Is it just me or is anyone else thinking that Harry might end up having an affair with Kelly? She said the same thing Deb was saying only from Kelly it sounded better. Even though I can’t stand Annie in case you have noticed or read my babbling I didn’t think she deserved to be grounded since people at school were pretty nasty although Teddy wasn’t too bad. He looked her in the eye which is something. And then she sends him an instant message. Oh Kelly not you too where are the a and e in that are? It’s a three letter word and you aren’t being charged by the letter.

So Teddy throws a party on his Dad’s yacht. Damn that must be nice and Navid has a Lambo that he casually hands over to Dixon. That’s a long way from Mondale. And apparently you have to wear ugly and silly hats when you have a boat party. Is that you call them? What was up with the hats? I think Naomi had the ugliest hat although I’ll admit that Annie’s looked like a planter. She did get Naomi good there but remember I don’t like her so I’m going to try to ignore that and try not to be so impressed.

Annie’s determined to prove that Naomi’s the one that sent out the sext which I still think is a stupid name out to everyone. Silver doesn’t want to believe it because she wants them all to be friends again and Adrianna isn’t saying a word since she doesn’t want any drama. Of course Annie was a bitch when Silver was trying to talk to her. Oh no I’m shocked. Oh wait I’m not after all this is Annie. She convinces what’s his name to go to the girls to tell them that Naomi was the one that sent it which took care of one problem but Naomi declared war and Silver just ran off.

Silver did give the stink eye so I was a bit surprised when she went along with Dixon’s lie. That was funny when she gave him his stuff back and went on about socks. She could have totally busted him but she didn’t. It is ironic that he’s lying to some girl when the reason he doesn’t want to be with Silver is because he felt like he couldn’t be himself. Sure Silver twisted your arm and forced you to see horror movies. Dude what’s wrong with horror movies anyway? They’re funny. Okay they probably aren’t supposed to be but come on you know it’s true.

How will Dixon explain this one. He let Sasha drive the Lambo and I’m thinking Navid wasn’t thinking hey you could borrow my car for the weekend and she decided to take them to Napa. I guess he could go with a slumber party but  he’s a boy and I’m thinking guys don’t do that. Do they spend the night over at a guy’s house? Well maybe if a guy’s spending the night with his boyfriend maybe. Now he’s the one that’s going to be grounded when he gets back from Napa. Hee Brenda went to Baja so she went further at least I think that’s further. Hey I’m not a map person.

Silver’s in the process of getting rid of the tat but it’s going to take a while. Her and Naomi kind of make up. After hearing Annie go on about sleeping with Liam and every guy that Naomi liked falling for her along with the Naomi mocking after sex Silver firmly came down on the side of Naomi. I’ll admit that was funny but remember I don’t like Annie. I wonder what will happen next because Naomi isn’t going to take that without doing something. I suggest she get some bitch lessons from her sister although she can be a bitch all on her own so the quest to be the biggest bitch is on.

Oh Silver talk about the way not to get the guy to take you back. Nope she just couldn’t wait to call him. Sure it was amusing when she tried to fool Adrianna by pretending to talk to her Uncle Don who doesn’t exist. So now she’s left this bizarre message for Dixon. So now she’s miserable but at least she reached out to Annie who really needed it even though she turned around and was a bitch to her. Did I mention how much I hate Annie? Well I guess there always has to be a bitch or two around.

Why oh why is Ryan going after Jen? I think he’s gone insane. Does the idea of never being with Kelly since she never got over Dylan make him lose his brain? Dude she’s a total bitch and just so very boring. You’d think a teacher would have a brain but obviously he’s thinking with his little Ryan. And how gross was that Gregory dude? Ryan doesn’t even realize that he’s totally being used or maybe he just doesn’t care.

So Naomi has the sext which is such a stupid word. It is a picture of Annie naked. Well that’s what can happen when you’re a stupid bitch that gets drunk and sleeps with some random guy. With the help of Donny she ends up sending it after her bitchy sister talks her into it. At least Naomi’s bitchitude is more enjoyable while Jen is just so very boring and she’s also just using her sister for her money since she pissed away her own trust fund but Naomi just hasn’t caught on yet or doesn’t want to see it.

When did they get a surf club or team or whatever? They didn’t have one before at least not that I know of. Now Dylan would have loved that. I guess Dixon’s a good learner since he got on the team along with Liam and Teddy. I guess tennis isn’t his first love. Am I the only one getting a gay vibe from him? And I really don’t blame Navid for grilling the guy after all he was Adrianna’s first and he isn’t getting any which leads to a cranky Navid. I have to say that Japanese and Chinese bit was just stupid. Dude I don’t want either just give me pizza instead. I’ll take a fortune cookie but that’s about it.

Now the picture has been released into the wild but it could be a lot worse since Silver did a sex tape but Annie was just a bitch to Silver. She could have been nicer to the person who gave her the head’s up so it didn’t take her completely by surprise. It’s not like she’s been a good friend to Silver since she hasn’t called her. Sure she hit the guy and just brooded all summer but Silver didn’t deserve her bitchitude and why couldn’t she have run over herself instead.

I guess Navid’s in charge at the Blaze. Oh Andrew would be spinning at the state of the paper. The stoners all left because they aren’t allowed to smoke their weed anymore. Navid agreed to not do a story on the sext and instead went with the Teddy thing. I’m not liking that guy at all. And something interesting was revealed. He was just back in LA I think for the second day when he found the guy that Annie hit. He’s the one that called for help.

I hope the bitch gets caught. But I have to admit that it was sweet of Dixon to punch that jackass Mark even though he wasn’t the one that sent out the picture. No I’m not using that stupid word again. She had already taken care of his copy by smashing his phone. Dude consider yourself lucky since she could have put that boot somewhere else which could have caused some damage to something you value.