Dishing The Soaps!

1. Boob starts sucking helium and can’t stop. He eventually floats away. He was last spotted over the Pacific.

2. Thorne decides to come out of the basement and get a life.

3. Someone hot gets shirtless and none of the non hots. You know who you are.

4. Pam bakes brownies and gives a few to Dimbo laced with laxatives. Oops looks like Pam gets to host The Catwalk complete with purring and finger ears.

5. Jerett or whatever the hell his name is decides to ask Pam out since he finds her to be such a delight even if she is a bit kooky.

6. Katie wakes up to find Bill turned into a huge donut. She can’t resist and takes a bite.

7. Boobette 2 decides to go surfing and gets sucked into a whirlpool or whatever that thing is called that sucks you down. I think you call it a whirlpool or is that a dishwasher?

8. Stephanie decides to learn how to speak French.

9. Whip sets his sights on getting Stephanie after all she’s one hell of a woman.

1. Sami finds out that Sydney’s her daughter. She rips off Nicole’s head in a fit of rage. 

2. Sydney meets a little girl that talks in cartoon bubbles. She teaches her how to talk using them.

3. Brady decides to go shirtless unless it happens to be cold out.

4. Rafe finally takes a shower that I’m able to watch. No I’m not creepy at all.

5. Enormo Jackass vanishes without a trace and he takes his father and stepmother with him wherever he went.

6. Aliens abduct Chloe and Daniel realizes what an idiot he was mooning over that girl.

7. Aliens go to Poofy and want hair tips on how to get such a nice hair poof.

8. Wishy Washy falls into the river and no one notices including Nathan and Melanie who are taking a walk and holding hands.

9. Mickey’s remains are found with the Christmas decorations in the basement.

1. Hannah decides to take a dancing class.

2. India is back and no one is glad to see her. They boo at her and tell her to leave. She leaves in tears.

3. Lydia starts talking to Sarah’s ghost apologizing to her for killing her and telling her that it was Zoe that was supposed to die.

4. Charlotte overhears Lydia talking to air and calls 999 asking for a couple of men in white coats to take Lydia away.

5. Mike ends up getting drunk and wakes up the next morning in Myra’s bed. He runs screaming away just wearing his underwear.

6. Kris attempts to put on some of Sarah’s shoes with no luck. He debates on whether or not to chop part of his feet off or maybe to bind them but decides not to. He searches online to see if shoes can be stretched since they are so close to fitting.

7. Newt sees the Rae he knew in his bowl of cereal but no one seems to notice. He listens to see if she’ll say anything.

8. Nancy decides to bake muffins and considers opening a bake shop.

9. Tom finds out that Cindy is running a con on Tony and vows to catch her in the act but he doesn’t want to get Holly involved since she might be in on it although he thinks that would be unlikely.

1. Boob decides to never be without a shirt or pants. Thank you for that. I really appreciate that Boob.

2. Katie loses her panties in the office and can’t find them anywhere. The culprit just might be the janitor or possibly a jealous Dimbo.

3. Jasper comes to visit Owen and agrees to go on a date with Pam.

4. Brooke tries to make a sandcastle with pudding.

5. Bill decides to get a new nickname since Dollar Bill sounds so cheap. He asks around for suggestions.

6. Boobette 2 decides to kidnap Owen again but she ends up grabbing Jasper instead who was enjoying one of Pam’s lemon bars.

7. Nick wants to go sailing but he can’t find his keys. He instead decides to play miniature golf.

8. Thorne comes out of the basement and demands to be taken seriously. He is sick and tired of being in the basement. He threatens to leave again if no one pays any attention to him.

9. Stephanie discovers the magic of donuts and celebrates by eating a donut each day for the rest of the month. She even decides to start baking donuts.

1. Nathan threatens to put a curse on Maggie if she keeps butting into his personal business.

2. Wishy Washy finds a pimple on her ass and hides inside hoping it will go away. Sadly she can’t sit down so she ends up sitting on her head instead.

3. Poofyhead goes to a barber to try to get his poof fixed but it just makes matters worse. He leaves looking like his head had been transformed into cotton candy.

4. Maggie starts baking cookies and can’t stop.

5. Brady decides to dress up for Halloween and convinces Ari to do the same so they can go out on a name outside without anyone recognizing them.

6. Sydney is sucked out of the plane and safely ends up with Sami safe and sound while Nicole flips out on the plane. She ends up in the psych ward when she starts talking about what happened to her baby. The other passengers on the plane all say the same thing that she wasn’t seen with a baby at all.

7. Stagnant finally gasps his last breath but wakes up again demanding to see Nicole and Sydney. Enormo has a heart attack and collapses to the floor. Stagnant tries to get out of bed and breaks his hip.

8. Victor goes for a swim and finds a portal to a cave where he finds a lost treasure.

9. Henderson finds Victor floating face down in the pool and jumps in to save him. After he gets into the water he realizes that he can’t swim and starts yelling for help.

1. Lydia starts talking to potatoes. Carmel comes over to see Mike and gets freaked out. She ends up terrified of potatoes again.

2. Kris decides to start his own clothing line of funeral attire since his outfit at Sarah’s funeral was such a hit.

3. Amy finally touches her son but runs from the room when she can’t bear to pick him up.

4. The cute priest offers Zoe a magic spoon. She is granted one wish. While she’s tempted to defrock the cute priest she uses it to get out of jail and free of all charges.

5. Jake finds something in his oatmeal. He goes for a closer look and gets sucked inside.

6. Darren decides to see if he can fit into the dryer and gets stuck.

7. Loretta decides to make pie with socks inside.

8. Nancy finds a pimple in a really awkward spot.

9. Anita develops a really strange rash in the shape of a cocker spaniel.

1. Katie gets so fed up with her evil blonde sisters and their jealousy that she calls up on a vengeance demon to make them ugly and bald instead of blonde.

2. Bill continues to battle his addiction of donuts. He just might be showing a sign of a donut belly. He plans on naming it Herbie. Oh wait that’s the name of my computer so sorry Bill try another name.

3. Barry and Steve at least I think that’s their names decide to take another adventure leaving Eric eyebrowless. Dimbo offers to draw on some eyebrows until they can be found. There’s a big reward offered for their safe return.

4. Boob asks the mirror to tell him whether he’s handsome or homely. He isn’t happy about the answer. Can you guess when it told him?

5. Stephanie did agree to go back to work but only if Owen would continue to wear that football uniform. She might be old but she isn’t dead and damn that boy has a nice ass. She pulls Jackie aside and decides to take her up on her offer of trying to hook her up with Jasper.

6. Jasper finds out about the plan and decides to flee the country.

7. Boobette 2 goes skateboarding and falls into a big hole and is never seen again.

8. Dimbo takes an IQ test to find out just how dumb she is er I mean smart.

9. Pam decides to bake brownies which Whip really likes. She thinks she just might have a chance with him if she woos him with baked goods.

1. Nancy looks online for a spell to make Jake disappear. The only way she can do it is if she agrees to eat Spam once a day for the rest of her life.

2. Charlie will only eat beans which make him fart nonstop.

3. Loretta discovers a new type of bird.

4. Hannah decides to eat only things that are brown.

5. Myra spots the largest bug ever and starts screaming like someone’s being murdered. Mike happens to be at the door so he runs in and saves her.

6. Shelia surprises Elliot by buying him a fannypack.

7. Zak decides to dye his hair orange and go by the name Zorro.

8. Fernando starts dancing and can’t stop.

9. Newt makes a friend in the hospital but wonders if the person is real.

1. Darren makes an imaginary friend that helps him deal with Jake being in his flat.

2. Loretta finds a ladybug that she names Sally who becomes her best friend since no one seems to like her.

3. Hannah finds a ring in her Jello.

4. Nancy trips and falls into a hole.

5. Zoe is visited by Sarah’s ghost who wishes she could eat some chocolate.

6. Kris buys a new pair of shoes and name them Sarah.

7. Elliot decides to buy a new hat.

8. Zak starts bursting into song for no reason.

9. Newt can’t stop thinking about his imaginary girlfriend Rae who he keeps insisting was real. He tries to sneak back into the water to find her but Jack catches him and handcuffs him to the bed until he sees reason.

1. Owen decides to throw Boobette 2 in the water despite her claims of not being a home wrecker. A merman finds her and takes her back to his cave.

2. Owen decides to go shirtless for the rest of the week so I can enjoy the view.

3. Rick finds a Rubik’s Cube and starts playing with it.

4. Marcus slips on some salad dressing which takes him to the land of munchkins where he ends up terrorizing the place with his largeness.

 5. Dimbo has a thought which causes her head to explode.

6. Bill enjoys a donut and starts laughing at the silverware.

7. Katie decides to buy a new scarf.

8. Brooke decides to hire the PI to investigate the origin of donuts and why they are round instead of square.

9. Stephanie hits on Whip and he calls out for help.