Dishing The Soaps!

I volunteer to kick Enormo in his little Enormo for being such an asshole to Brady. Hello dude look in the mirror you’re the criminal Mr I’m Ari’s Boss. So what was he thinking when he called Brady a criminal? It’s thanks to him that they found out that Nicole was in Cleveland which amuses me since there’s a Hellmouth there. Maybe that’s why she went there. Sure it was stupid of him to bail out Nicole but Enormo has no right to say a word. And it did look like he was getting through to her.

Of course it wasn’t good that Nicole just passed out after she made the call to Sami or maybe it was Brady’s phone. I really wish Brady or Rafe punched that asshole. Did I mention how much I hate Enormo? Yes he’s quite repulsive. I’ve never liked him since he showed up in Salem with his I’m better than you accent although I’ll admit he has a great ass. I’m not blind you know.

Nathan stopped Poofy and Melanie from kissing. Yes he was pissed off which does show he cares. What a crappy sitch to  be in? Melanie cares about both of them but she’d probably be better off with Nathan although she’s still drawn to Poofy. Speaking of Poofy did his poofy grow another poof? It looked like it grew and I think I saw a second one. So Nathan and Melanie are over so I’m thinking Wishy Washy will be taking full advantage of that. Can’t she just leave Salem? I really want Owen to come back and kidnap her again. While he’s around he can pick up Chloe too since I can’t stand her and ironically I liked her before but after having sex with Lucas in the elevator she’s been just horrible. I don’t mind Daniel at all since it’s great to see him on something although I would have loved it if Birds Of Prey went on without killing Wade so he could get together with Barbara since they were so adorable together.

Lucas comes home from rehab and was totally clueless about what had been going on. He did have a point. Sure Chloe asked Will what the phone number was but she could have looked it up. She really should have since she supposedly feels so bad for her part in the whole mess. Maybe I just have Dean on the brain and hey Herbie does too but his haircut kind of looked a bit Deanish to me. It looked like a  bald patch on the back of his head. Was I seeing things? Maybe his hair was combed weird although there isn’t much to comb. I like the floppy hair on him. I think he might be safe from getting hair sickness in Salem.

Nicole ends up getting delayed so I wonder why Rafe didn’t have the cops in Cleveland checking the bus stations etc to find her. She called Fay again but she after talking to herself for a bit decides to call I’m thinking Brady although Sami answered the phone. Well I can’t blame her since she hasn’t been with her daughter for nearly a year. So I don’t blame Lucas for being pissed off. He has every right to be pissed off so that was out of line calling him a dry drunk. He can’t just get over the betrayal so give the guy a break Daniel. And Daniel let the dragon slay Chloe since you’ll be better off without her.

Aw Mickey how I’ve missed you. What happened to John anyway? I took a I’m pissed off at you stupid network for cancelling Passions although I did watch that which led to me not watching for like a year so I get back and Edward Quartermaine is Mickey which was just weird. Did something happen to the guy? They never did replace Bill Horton after the actor whose name escapes me right now died. At least Maggie has company in the house. I wonder how many rooms are there at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. Funny it doesn’t look anything like the Munsters place. Maggie is pretty awesome for taking in all the strays so to speak. Maggie’s the closest thing that poor Mia has to a mother since it sounds like her real mother is a total bitch giving her the boot like that. Unless of course Carly’s her mother but I thought Melanie was but at this point I really don’t know.

I’m hoping I won’t lose my dinner which I ate not too long ago but not really since I’m typing this from the past. Aw I almost feel bad for Vivian who really wants to be a mother to Poofy but he’s not interested since he already has one defective mother. That has to be one strange way to enter the world as a stolen embryo. I’m not really surprised that Melanie ended up getting cozy with Poofy since she’s seems to be the moth and he’s the flame. Sadly it looks like Nathan really likes her but I don’t think he’ll forgive her after seeing the two on the verge of kissing. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Did anyone else feel like vomiting? Sami and Rafe went over to the pub because Roman was trying to trace the call that Nicole made to Enormo but he was’t able to do it. Once again Eric was mentioned but I really don’t think she’d call him. Maybe he could give Brady some tips on how to get over that bitch. Maybe leaving Salem was his cure since he’s never been back. On to the vomit when Sami got upset and tripped or something only to have Enormo catch her. I also didn’t like it when he reached out for her hand. If she’s going to hold hands with anyone it should be Rafe. I’m okay with Lucas too but no Enormo even if he is tring to be a human by doing the opposite of Repulso.

It turns out that Marge reads the paper so she busted Nicole. Well she didn’t do a very good job of disguising herself. She should have gotten tips from Beth Wallace the one crazy that comes to mind that managed to steal a baby and stay away for years. Gwen is in second place since she didn’t do so well with Jane. She wanted money but Nicole said something that I couldn’t make out since the sound went out. Next she was threatening to go on Twitter and tell everyone about the bedbugs infestation. If it’s such a horrible place why would she bring a baby there? She was able to leave so she met the guy that did the passports but he wanted more money. She ends up sitting down by some chick who noticed the adorableness and stole her phone while the chick was cooing over Sydney thinking she was a he. And if anyone’s going to give Sydney a complex it would be Nicole for calling her a boy.

Wishy Washy admitted that she liked Nathan and he made it clear that he would have been good to go if she wasn’t dealing with the whole Poofy thing at the time but that he really likes Melanie. Oh Nathan you’re in quite a pickle since Melanie just keeps going back to Poofy. Is it really a good idea to go back to the guy that took you to a sleazy motel which resulted in you doing a porno. Sure he didn’t know about that but he could have gone to a nicer place and what about him going back to Wishy Washy and dumping you like a hot potato. Stupid saying but I thouht it fit the sitch here.

Brady might be able to get himself out of the doghouse at least with Sami since Nicole finally called him back. He seemed to be getting through to her. She did call to check on him because she was afraid that he’d get in trouble because it might look like he had helped her escape. But much like gas I’m thinking any twinges of guilt she feels will pass. It didn’t seem to bother her too much that because of her things are off with Ari. I hate that they’re doing this. Here was a couple that was doing great and they pull this shit about Brady still being in love with Nicole. Come on Brady you can hate her. Come on it isn’t very hard.

Ari’s bummed since everything is just crappy for her. She still has to bring Enormo done although she doesn’t knwo that it’s him. And now she’s lost Brady. Not to mention there’s the whole Gabi thing to deal with. That sister of her’s is a ticking time bomb since she could blurt out her secret at any time which wouldn’t be good. She’d go back to jail and I’m thinking that wouldn’t be any fun at all not to mention the orange jumpsuits are horrible. I guess someone decided to pick the absolute worst color in the world for prisoners to wear and they’re easy to spot since that orange really stands out like those cones.

I’m so glad Vivian’s back. She was out birdwatching with Victor. I wonder where Gus is. Damn what happened to Ivan? I loved Ivan and Vivian. He took her back to the mansion where she ran into Poofy so she got all emotional about her reunion with her “son” and if you don’t realize this she’s the one that carried him since Barracuda is the biological mother. Vivian and Victor are entertaining.

Nicole has lost the plot. Okay she might have a bit of a point about Enormo being abusive but even I know he’d never hurt his own child although he did toss her out like garbage when he didn’t think she had his blood running through her veins. Nicole has done one hell of a job snowing Fay who has completely bought it but in a way some of what she’s saying is true. Of course she’s also claiming to be Sydney’s mother which isn’t true.

Oh yes always go with the sketchy guy at the diner since he’s sure to know where you can get some fake passports. Duh of course that’s going to cost money. I bet you feel pretty stupid now for selling your diamond bracelet for seventy bucks although Gabi got screwed too since she didn’t get to keep the bracelet. She should have grabbed some jewelry and pawned it for some cash and why the hell am I suggesting that when I don’t want her to get away with Sydney. Who knows maybe she’ll come back with a baby like Gwen did. At least her hair sickness can be solved by removing the horrible wig. Yes I’m thinking of Beth Wallace.

Since Will is upset about Sydney getting kidnapped he does some yelling when he finds out that Gabi was the one that got conned by Nicole. Ari stepped in although Gabi didn’t appreciate that one bit. I just might have to rename her since she’s just getting on my nerves the stupid little twit. I wonder if she was really sent or if she ran away from home. It just sounded off that Mom would send her there while she went to see her Mother.

Oh how sweet Enormo’s going to stand on his own two feet with his drug business. Doesn’t that just make you all warm and fuzzy? It did surprise me that he wanted to go to Roman instead of having Repulso’s men try to track Nicole down after she called. I’m guessing they don’t have GPS in disposable phones. Maybe he could befriend Poofy and they can start a club of sons who cut ties with a parent although Barracuda seems to think she didn’t lose her son.

What a not shocker that Hagster’s being a total bitch. She was at the Cheatin’ Heart and Carly came in wanting to talk to her but of course Hagster was a total bitch to her. Hell at this point I say go for it if Bo and Carly end up together. There hasn’t been a hint of that going on and the bitch seems to forget that she’s the one that left the house. She’s acting like Carly’s some kind of monster which she isn’t. I guess someone has a short memory. I just wanted to smack her and now she has Roman on her side since he was being an idiot too. I don’t understand why everyone is ganging up on poor Bo. He isn’t to blame for this mess.

Why shouldn’t he help Carly out? He cares about her but he loves Hagster although nowadays it is getting harder and harder to see why with the way she’s acting. And frankly it’s none of Hagster’s business what Carly’s doing in Salem. She’s moving in or moved in with Maggie so she can be with her daughter although I’m thinking she won’t be telling her and if she’s smart she should keep Maggie out of the loop since she can get all blabbermouth at times. I wonder if she realizes that Mia isn’t the only girl living in the house since it looks like she thinks that Mia is her daughter. It did seem like Repulso knew who her mother was because of that remark he made about her genes.

Oh shit is she another one of his many kids? I’ve lost track of how many he has. What woman in her right mind would sleep with that? Well the same could be said for Alistair Crane who was just a horrible excuse for a human being. I wonder if Viki could show up and shoot Repulso since she did manage to kill Alistair after who knows how many attempts made on his life. I wonder if Enormo really will  break ties with Daddy. He’d be better off and maybe he could work on being something resembling human. Don’t get confused because I can’t stand him and I’ve never liked him. I don’t see that ever changing and if they think to put him with Sami I will literally vomit all over the screen and then mail some vomit to the stupid network.

Ari is even more determined to bring down the head honcho. I’m thinking she’s starting to wonder about Enormo. Well he was there after she got the drugs and then he shows up. She just had this look on her face that makes me think she could suspect him. So is that how the rich families in Salem got their wealth? I guess Roman’s glad to have her so reved up about that although she does have ulterior motives since she wants to be able to tell Gabi so Gabi doesn’t think she’s back on drugs and dealing again.  And I hope she can work things out with Brady who needs his head read for this bullshit about being in love with Nicole.

Hopefully she’ll bring him down soon since I really want to see him in orange. Maybe he could have an adjoining cell with Nicole and wear their orange jumpsuits. Well they are still married so they could have conjugal visits too. I do have to admit he showed so sense when he threatened to not let Repulso see his grandchildren. Now that would be very good after all that man has a way of screwing up his family members. Look at his track record with his kids.

As a Ethan and Theresa fan I was thrilled when Lindsay and Eric were reunited although as different characters in Salem but come on I’m not liking this crap where Brady is still in love with Nicole and Ari gets pissed off after they were really getting along because she found out that he had tried to call Nicole six times. That isn’t good although he was trying to get her to come home. Um why didn’t someone try tracking her with her cell phone. Agent Macho shouldn’t you have thought of that since you’re the smartest man in Salem?

While Ari and Gabi were arguing Sami slipped away. I guess they stopped so they could change since they were wearing different clothes. Damn once again I was deprived of Rafe shower porn. Come on I want my shower porn and that includes you too Brady. I don’t want you to feel left out even though I feel like slapping you around a little. And I think Will doesn’t think much of Gabi either although she really had no way of knowing that she was being conned by Nicole after all lying is her forte.

Nicole ends up calling Fay probably because she knows Brandon wouldn’t help her out. She ends up getting her some money and a disposable cell phone. Maybe she tossed the phone already. Damn too bad Sydney doesn’t have a tracking device implanted in her. I think there was a show or maybe it was a book where the father did that. It would certainly come in handy to help find Sydney. Nicole just reminds me of Beth only possibly less crazy but hey if she keeps that hair the crazy just might seep on into her brain. I think Sydney doesn’t like the hair at all.

Sami ends up going to see Enormo who hasn’t moved out yet. Hey what about the whole you’re dead to me business. I was hoping for her to kick him or something. Well in case you haven’t gotten the memo I don’t like him after all I do call him Enormo Jackass and Enormo for short since I like the sound of Enormo instead Enormous which it was originally. Hey this is my blog so I can change the names if I want to. She asks him if he thinks Repulso is helping her and I have to wonder if he is after all she slipped out of Salem and was able to contact Fay unless his men are asleep on the job. Nicole of course went with the abusive husband angle. Well I guess in a way it is true since he was verbally abusive but come on this is Nicole and she tends to have that affect on people where you just want to yell at her.

Enormo wants to stay at the mansion since it was the last place Sydney was. Ah you figured out how stupid it was to argue in the foyer with a baby in the other room with an unlocked door. Someone really needs to be fired since the security sucks. Don’t they have security guards? There was some barf worthy moments and Rafe walked in which put that to a stop. I was hoping he’d knock him out. Well a girl can dream can’t she? He was almost humanish when he offered Sami the book of pictures of Sydney that showed her from the day she was born. She left him with his book and went home with Rafe.

It was looking good for Ari and Brady since they were talking until the phone incident. Couldn’t he delete those calls so she wouldn’t have seen them? I want them back together. I don’t want him pining over Nicole since she doesn’t deserve a guy like that and how could he want to be with someone that would steal another woman’s baby like that. Well there’s also the puzzle of why someone or rather why people want Sami together with her rapist when nothing about that is romantic.

Melanie decides to tell Nathan about kissing Poofy. She seems awfully calm about the whole swooning incident. I think she really does like Nathan and he would be better for her although there is that attraction to Poofy. Okay the dude’s hot but I don’t really like them together. But now it looks like Nathan is finally stepping up and staking his claim so to speak. They have no idea that Poofy and Wishy Washy just might team up to break them up if Poofy manages to talk her into it. Okay he sort of had a point about liking her the way she is but Melanie wants to change since she didn’t like the things her father forced her into doing. That is just so bizarre to think of Carly having an affair with Trent although it makes a weird kind of sense since they must have known each other otherwise how else would Max end up with Frankie since they were together when the Shawn and Caroline adopted them. Either I forget what happened or they never explained why Carly’s brother was separated from her.

I wonder if Nicole consulted with Gwen about baby stealing. It didn’t go well with her but she didn’t give herself a crazy hair makeover so one will recognize her. She just made herself look crazier. Did anyone else think of Beth when she pulled the towel off? I’m surprised Sydney didn’t start screaming who I’m thinking is Sid now since Nicole’s pretending she’s a boy. Oh yeah because that baby looks so boyish but those pajamas are really cute. What I happen to like bears.

Now I love Brady but I have to admit he deserved the slap. Come on dude what do you expect after what you’ve done? Aren’t you supposed to be the good sibling? Sure once upon a time Sami kidnapped Belle but that was ages ago. He was under the influence of stupidity while in love with the wrong woman. What does he see in her? Of course people are going to wonder about his involvement since he was just too damn loyal to Nicole?

At least Sami recognized the bracelet so they finally have a lead on the kidnapping that isn’t a kidnapping because of some stupid paperwork. Come on Ari you really should have told him. You can’t think he’d let Nicole steal his sister/cousin’s baby do you? I’m not really like Gabi at all but who knows she might grow on me. I wasn’t crazy about Paloma at first either although I didn’t like the last one for that matter or Miguel. Okay that was an amusing line about her doing tricks for jewelry. Can I show you how I read/walk for a piece of jewelry?

Oh that’s a good place to air the dirty laundry on the pier where Nicole got a front row seat and found out about Ari being a dealer although it looks like she might be a user too although who knows what Gabi knows about the details of Ari’s arrest. It was never made clear if she did drugs on top of selling them. Don’t they usually sell them and not use them? No idea since I’m totally clueless about that. The closest I’ve gotten to drugs would be being at a concert where people were smoking pot which led to a contact high. Hell I’ve gotten loopy off of soda from AMPM.

Enormo of course is pissed off which he’s entitled so I enjoy him yelling at Repulso. I hope he has some lozenges on hand. Damn my throat was getting sore at his yelling. It’s a wonder the guy doesn’t lose his voice with all that yelling he does. And Barracuda has to be a buzz kill trying to shut them up and in walks Roman who agrees with her for a change. I’m thinking he likes to blank out the fact that he was married to her. Can’t blame him really. He did amuse me when he told Repluso to go eat some cake. I don’t have cake but I do have those little cupcakes so thanks for the suggestion Roman although I know you meant it in a totally different way.

It does look like Repulso’s rooting for Nicole. You know what I really need to rename her. I’ve just never thought of anything since any words starting with n just aren’t coming to me since I try to have the name start with the same letter as the renamed resident. Did that make any sense? He also implied that Enormo’s stupid since she’s been three steps ahead of him. Well if he likes her so damn much why didn’t he marry her instead? Oddly they would make a match made in hell. And now it looks like Nicole is heading to Mom’s place. Oh that reminds me I was going to put up a plot bunny that I never did but that reminded me since she’s part of it only not as Fay. But I can’t do anything at my website right now since I can’t log in but you can still view it but I am getting a bit cranky about that.

That chick at the motel was dumb thinking Sydney was a little boy. I guess she was too interested in the game to find out about the Amber Alert on Sydney. I bet she’ll be the one that’s noisy since I thinks she’s watching a game but I don’t know what the hell kind of game she was watching not that I really care. Maybe Rafe will find her after all he’s the smartest guy in town. That was a good point about the police force since they aren’t exactly geniuses over there. Sorry about that Bo and Roman but come on you know it’s true. You’re as bad as the Harmony PD.

Carly finally reveals that she’s moving in with Maggie because of her daughter. So I’m guessing that while Larry was sick she had an affair with I’m guessing Trent since I think Melanie is the daughter although it appears that Carly thinks it is Mia which means she was a Grandma a hot one but still a Grandma. In a weird way Melanie being her daughter makes sense after all Frankie did end up with Max whose father was Trent and of course Frankie is Carly’s brother. And in the flashback that revealed more of Larry’s last day he did say she was all grown up which Melanie is since she’s eighteen and that’s supposed to be an adult. Hell I’m not an adult yet and I’m not eighteen but a bit over. Shut up don’t even ask about that.

So it does make sense that she killed Larry since he threatened her daughter. Well you can’t trust a guy with crazy monster hair. What was he thinking? Does he think that’s a good look? Cut your hair dude. I’m guessing that could be a baby picture. He didn’t like the idea of another man’s child being in his house. Thankfully not all men are like that since there’s Rafe who is just all kinds of awesome although I would love him to be shirtless in the near future. Maybe he could get hot and need to take his shirt off. Why not right? Would that be such a bad idea? I don’t think it would be. But of course Viv will be a problem because she’ll wonder why she moved into the house. Since she might not know what her daughter looks like at this point she might only know about Mia living with Maggie. But where did the red hair come from? At least the eye color is right.

Yes I’m all caught up now and boy was Sydney a chatty girl today. You’ll just have to go over to my website to find out what in the world I’m talking about. It is great to have Vivian back on the show but I’m still missing Ivan. I’m with Victor since I’m tickled pink that she’s back. Barracuda of course isn’t thrilled about it. Oh yeah I had forgotten about Vivian carrying Phillip. That just came back when she mentioned him. Yes Vivian stole her sperm. Well Salem won’t be boring with her around but I wonder if she’ll fall victim to the hair sickness that is going around.

Hagster is being a bitch as usual since that seems to be her natural state. I used to like her but not anymore. She continued snooping around in Carly’s bag. Bo you really should have snatched it away from her since she doesn’t have the right to do it. Now she’s trying to blame Carly for their marriage being on the rocks. Um you stupid bitch you left him before Carly even came to town so don’t go placing the blame where it doesn’t belong since the problems would be there even if Carly wasn’t around because you’re a stupid bitch making a mountain out of a molehill. So yes I want to slap her and maybe knock some sense into her. I do wonder if Vivian is going to stay with Victor. I’m sure Hagster is thrilled about that.

Now if you happen to read this blog and haven’t just stumbled across here by accident you’ll know that I love Brady but I’ll admit that I wanted to slap him today. Yes I wanted to slap him to see if I could knock some sense into him. Why Brady are you still in love with that bitch? Come on dude. And as a Ethan and Theresa fan I’m getting pissed off because they dangled before us a chance for these two to be together although as different characters only to rip them apart before they were ever really together. That just sucks. And I still want to slap Brady but I’ll reserve any crotch kicking for Enormo since I still hate him and he’s just a jackass so that’s my natural reaction to him to punch him. Thumb outside the fist? Or is it in? I’d need a ladder to do that otherwise I’d smack him in the chest or the waist.

Enromo finds out that Nicole’s out on bail while he’s at the Cheatin’ Heart where she just got her drugs. She was freaked because he nearly caught her. Damn I wish she’d figure out that this is the guy that Victor sold the busienss too since I want him in an orange jumpsuit. I still would have loved to see him totally flip out but I guess I won’t be getting that. So he demands that Sami comes over and to bring Sydney with her which was so very dumb. Of course they were stupid again when they left Sydney who was conked out in her playpen with Nicole lurking around outside. Don’t they have security?

Gabriella seems to think she knows about love because she read Twilight. Oh yeah and I suppose you beleive vampires sparkle too. No they don’t and they actually have fangs which is something that always puzzled me about Twilight not that I haven’t read the books and yes I like them too. This was another case of not locking the door because Ari ends up going out after she tells Gabriella that Brady’s in love with someone else. I think she was looking for towels or something so she went snooping which means she found Ari’s stash. No wonder she got caught since she isn’t good at hiding things so there’s going to be some explaining to do when she gets back. This isn’t good because this could land her back in jail because she isn’t fulfilling her end of the bargain of her release.

Will finds Mia at Grace’s grave with Nauseating. He apologizes but I have to admit to some confusion. Yes she mentioned the lies ruining her life but she also implied that she couldn’t work things out with Will. I don’t get that or did I miss something? They are cute together although I don’t know if they’ve read Twilight. Mia’s back at Maggie’s where she finds Carly in the kitchen. They talk and then Mia goes upstairs. After that she asks Maggie if she can rent a room. Well there is Nathan’s room since he moved out and I guess she’s going back to University Hospital since she asked for a reference I think from Maggie.

It looks like Hagster wants to switch careers. She asks Abe for some job help but that gets squashed when he finds out that she’s living with Victor. At least Abe isn’t trashing Bo like everyone else seems to be doing. They don’t seem to get that Hagster’s the one that’s causing problems. I knew she was going to poke around in Carly’s purse but luckily Bo was there to stop her. Have I mentioned what a bitch she’s been lately? Now I’ve watched for years and I’ve always loved her but at this point I’m just fed up with her since she’s being a bitch. So I’m not opposed to a Bo and Carly reunion.

Victor and Vivian are entertaining. I certainly never expected him to say, “Laughing my ass off” which is what he did when Repulso and Barracuda got married. The man isn’t stupid because he knows that Vivian arranged it so Carly wouldn’t be charged with murder. What’s the fun if Carly’s in jail and besides she would have been killed if she was taken back. I miss Ivan. Where was Gus? I still don’t like him. Ivan should be there with Vivian since I just adore those two together.

Damn I wish someone told Brady about Sydney being Sami’s baby. Does she still have the money she stole from Sami? So of course Nicole jumped at the chance to get out of jail and once again Chloe’s to blame since she sent Brady a text. Of course he won’t be there for her when he finds out the truth which is why she didn’t  bother to clue him in after all she wants to avoid getting back into that orange jumpsuit.

The mystery sister turned up hiding behind a newspaper at the pub. Is it wrong that I’m kinda hoping that if Mom shows up she’s Eva. Mom supposedly sent Gabi to them while Mom went to Grandma’s and that she’s on winter break. Um isn’t it a bit early for winter break? It isn’t even winter yet although you’d never know that if you look outside but that goes in my regular blog so go over there if you want. Maybe Gabriella gets a really long winter break. I got two weeks. Okay there was that one year when I took an extra week.

As for Enormo I think I’d feel sorry for him if I didn’t despise him so much. He did figure out that Daddy had Mateo point the finger at him and that Repulso acted like it was no big deal. It’s not like Repulso has a good track record when it comes to his family and Enormo isn’t an exception. It is pretty evil of a father to keep the truth about his own child not to mention allowing him to mourn a child that wasn’t even his. Talk about two peas in a pod Repulso and Nicole.

I’d been looking forward to the dude flipping out complete with hand gestures and yelling. Instead Enormo looked on the verge of tears and a bit broken. He should know that the Dimera family is cursed since everything Repulso touches turns to shit. He was strangling him which is good but as happens over and over however many times since I’ve lost track I’m thinking Repulso won’t die yet again. I wish he would but I doubt that will happen.

Mel’s past came back to haunt her in the form of Mark a guy she conned. Luckily Poofy was there while Nathan got screwed over by Wishy Washy since he was forced to work instead of going out with Mel. Ironically Repulso called Mateo Wishy Washy. No dude that’s the wrong person. There was an imaginary bus crash so Wishy Washy mentioned Nathan to the nurse which put an end to his plans. Did I mention hating this bitch? And she deserves Nathan? Why?

Damn my watch wasn’t even twenty bucks although it might have inched up a bit when I replaced the band while Poofy has a $5000 watch. What does it do anyway? He gave the watch to the guy but it wasn’t until Poofy shared his last name that the guy decided to just cut his losses and go. I have to agree he deserved to be conned for believing that Mel could get him an Arabian for ten grand. I wonder who else might be lurking around wanting to get back at Mel.

Of course Nicole wanted to put the blame back on Mia in typical fashion. Oh sure she was wonderful to the girl. She seems to forget that she’s the adult and Mia’s the kid that she took advantage of and bullied. That was low of her to try to get Mia to help her when she thought Mia didn’t know the truth. Where did Nicole think Mia would get the bail money? I’m thinking she isn’t getting big bucks at Java?

Brady worked his computer magic and decrypted a file revealing Victor as the one running drugs. He confronts Victor which doesn’t go very well since Victor claims he’s looking out for Brady. So was he helping when he was dealing drugs? Ari and Brady do know that Victor sold the business so they have no idea that Enormo is the dude they’re looking for. Damn he’s still in the dark about Nicole. I don’t think he’d be so supportive when he finds out the whole truth. Isn’t Victor already alone and bitter? Caroline can’t get past his business which is why he’ll always be alone since he’s been pining away for her for years.

Enormo gets company and reverts to his jackass status which is a relief since it’s odd to see him act almost human. Now he’s back with the threats and of course there was yelling. Crap I forgot the name I renamed the DA with. He showed up with Roman and Abe. It turns out that the hitman is now saying Enormo was the one that hired him. So now he’s pissed at Daddy but he hasn’t figured out that Daddy knew about the baby switch.

Melanie went to see Poofy to try to get him to butt out of her life. Maggie did the same. Color me not surprised that Wishy Washy is up to no good. Am I the only one that thinks she might be pregnant? Also she might want to throw those shoes away since it might be them. Sure heels can be used for a handy weapon but aside from that I think the things are pretty much useless. Melanie did tell Nathan about the Poofy calls. He would be the better guy for her but I’m thinking the guy that showed up is trouble. Find out first who is at the door before opening it to avoid a sitch like that. Or you can do what I do and ignore it unless it happens to be the pizza guy.

Vivian and Carly were amusing. The guy should get fired or something for letting the Dragon Lady slip in. S0 now she wants to apologize for burying Carly alive. I don’t think Hallmark has a card to fit this occasion. And I think she’s a little late on the whole apologizing thing anyway so it’s a case of too little, too late and why would she accept an apology for anyone. Come on Vivian was rolling around on top of the grave laughing while Carly was buried and still very much alive. Vivian just wants to have fun tormenting Carly. She doesn’t seem to know what the it is. She said it so I’m still clueless about what this it is.

Wow that was good of Sami to allow Nicole to say goodbye to Sydney before the cops took her away. I’m just guessing but I’m thinking Nicole won’t get out on bail and I’m guessing she isn’t going to be around much longer. Well it does get harder and harder to ignore Ari’s growing belly. I kind of feel sorry for Nicole since she has no one because Chloe isn’t feeling very friendy.

So now Mia knows the truth. Of course she goes to see Nicole. I do agree with Chloe which sounds weird but I think in her own way Nicole was trying to do the right thing when she had Mia say goodbye to Grace. But Grace did have a loving family so that should bring her some comfort. And now Nauseating needs to know since he deserves to know the truth.

I think I stepped into a bizarro world because Enormo was almost human for a second but it passed like gas. He even expressed his gratitude to Rafe for revealing the truth and guilt for throwing his daughter away like trash. He agreed to let Sami take her home when a cop showed up wanting to take him to the station.

Why is everyone being so mean to Bo? Justin called Bo a jerk. Do I have to start calling you Jumbo again or maybe Dumbo Justin? I don’t want to kick you when you’re down since Adrienne served him with divorce papers so I’m guessing that means Judi won’t be  back which sucks. Hagster’s the bad guy but at least she isn’t blaming Carly which is the nicest thing I can say about her these days since she’s just being a royal bitch.