Dishing The Soaps!

I’m really thinking Sandy was raped. She’s not just wanting Nick to touch her since it seems more like she’s afraid of any man. At least someone closed the door. Ooh that was sloppy leaving your mail around with your real name on it.

I thought she told Whip that she legally changed it? If that was the case shouldn’t her mail have her new name? I wonder if the last name will make him realize that she’s related to Whip. When she wigged at the photo shoot the flashing lights caused her to run and the sound of laughter which leads me to think that maybe she was raped and pictures were taken with people watching perhaps. It can’t be something good if this is the one way she could experience giving birth to a child.

After thinking about it for a bit Bill decides to tell Katie about what happened. When he does go over there to tell her Brooke has changed her mind. They both brought up good points but I think Brooke’s seeing Bill’s point of view since things are running smoothly at Forrester now. Does Boob really think he could get the company back and make it worth? Dude just stick with designing since you obviously had no idea what you were doing. Anyone for vomit when Boobette 2 said, “I’ll do anything for you Dad” or something like that.

After seeing Bill run into Boobette 2 she just can’t take it anymore and lets Boobette 2 know that she knows everything. Am I the only one getting dizzy? I was hoping for Owen in a fig leaf but instead I got Brooke wanting Katie to know about the kiss only to change her mind followed by her telling Boobette 2 she knows the truth. What about the peace in the company? I guess that’s going to be short-lived since the shit just might be hitting the fan. It could have been worse since it’s not like she slept with him at least not that we’re aware of right? So it was kind of amusing that Brooke would be all judgey when she isn’t exactly squeaky clean herself.

Sandy is still acting strange and Nick’s noticed it. Bridget seems to be oblivious. The guy just wanted to hug the one that was going to carry his child and she pulled away. There is something funky going on. So they’re pregnant but please I ask of you don’t have Sandy steal the baby since I’ve had my fill of that sort of thing in Salem. But there is just something off about this chick.

Well the blanks have been filled in since I’m assuming that flashback was the part that I missed on that day when the stupid network butted in and caused me to miss the last few minutes. I’m not really surprised that Boobette 2 would make another move on him. Sure it was stupid for him to go up to the cabin but it seems to be totally one sided. Brooke just seems a bit too interested in things.

Rick find another girl and when did Boobette 2 become a saint? I don’t remember anyone calling her that. Maybe it happened before I started watching again but since I think it was March or April I certainly don’t recall anyone calling her a saint. Deluded much? Oh Rick you’re too cute to be a monk but I just don’t see what you see in Boobette 2. He asked her out but she turned him down since she feels she doesn’t deserve to go to a stupid basket ball game. Oh yes and what’s next Boobette 2 ten lashes for every naughty thought about Bill. Maybe she’ll run off to a convent.

I guess Brooke’s decided that she doesn’t like secrets anymore. Bill doesn’t want to stir things up because it would ruin things. So now it is all up to Brooke whether or not she’ll tell Katie and make a mountain out of a molehill. Is she bored with her marriage already? She got the guy she wanted for some inexplicable reason since I just don’t see the appeal of Boob but now she’s  butting into her sister’s marriage now. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if she wanted Bill herself after all he’s much better than that creature she’s married too. Gee who to choose? The hot guy or the total dud? However will I decide?

I wonder if Nick will get anywhere with Sandy. He went over to her place to talk to her. Dude close the door. Okay I’m probably the only one that thought it was stupid of him to not do that but she also didn’t run over to lock all her locks either. What is up with her? I half wonder if she was pregnant since she had that stuffed I think it was a panda and when her place was first seen weren’t there baby toys around? Maybe she plans on stealing this baby which I really don’t want since I think this type of thing should be banned. I’ve had enough of the baby crap.

Whoops I guess I have Hollyoaks on the brain since I saved the picture as Hollyoaks. I’ve been catching up on it and it looks like I’ll have all the posts caught up this weekend. I do wonder what’s going on with Sandy. Something about the cameras set her off and there was laughing. Was there a Carrie incident? Now I’ve never been all that crazy about Whip but he does give me nearly naked Owen so he’s grown on me. He just wants to help his cousin but she’s not willing to tell him what’s going on. She’s scared of something with all those locks on the door.

Sadly the only skin was stupid Boob who got a phone call from Mommy  bitching about Rick’s supposed necklace. Why does she make such a big deal about Rick going to the cabin anyway? He is a Forrester so he has just as much right to go up there as Boobette 2 does. Since Brooke wasn’t in the mood she went to see Bill again to find out what’s going on. Is the honeymoon over already? It certainly isn’t for Bill and Katie but sadly I was deprived of shirtless Bill. If you’re going to have someone shirtless go with the hot guy.

Rick needs a girl because it certainly looks like he’s still in love with Boobette 2. I just don’t get it. She’s such an idiot but if he did end up with someone she’d probably get interested again. That’s great that he’s working on becoming a better person. Such a fool to let this guy go but what else can you expect from the daughter of the man I call Boob. Thorne and Felicia are still looking for her brain. Boob comes in thinking he’s talking to one of his many girlfriends but nope it was some chick he’s being working with doing charity work. He built a house. Well that’s nice Rick can you build me one too and get me a plane ticket back to CA so I can get out of this craphole I’m stuck in.

Brooke presses Bill to tell her the truth otherwise she’ll go to Boobette 2. Now I happened to miss the ending of that so I really don’t know if anything happened or not. Thanks CBS for interrupting my soap when it was almost over. So I watched up to Bill walking into the cabin. I assumed he just sat down and talked to her for a bit and the necklace fell off. Who knows there might have been something going on? Can’t a person lose a piece of jewelry because it fell off because of a broken clasp without anything actually happening? Maybe not but I guess I’ll just have to wait and see tomorrow when Bill explains things to Brooke.

I will not be held responsible for any incoherent babble that might occur during this blog post. I might get distracted by the fig leaf porn. I want more of that. I like the way Whip thinks so shut up Nick asking if Owen will always be naked during campaigns. That’s the best part. I want to stroke Adam next. That photographer had a dirty mind or maybe it was just me. I bet he wanted to do some Adam stroking of his own. Did anything else happen? I’m sure if did so I’ll muddle through and try to remember.

Now Brooke’s caught Bill in a lie but it wasn’t a big deal really although it is odd that he went up to Big Bear especially since I could have sworn the cabin was sold but I’m going to let that go. If he said he had gone up there Brooke very likely wouldn’t have bothered to question him about it. The fact that he told her about the Steffy sitch is a good sign because if he didn’t I’d have to wonder about my boy in black. That girl just needs to keep her mitts off guys that are already taken. Why doesn’t she give Boring a try since he seems to be into her. Sorry  but he’s just so Boring. I think I gave him a name but damned if I can recall it. Sure I could look it up but I’m going with Boring since that’s probably pretty damn close. I guess Boob wasn’t in the office. Maybe he’s off searching for Boobette’s brain along with Felicia and Thorne who have gone missing again with Rick.

I actually feel bad for poor Whip since he’s completely baffled about the Aggie thing. She gets invited to the photo shoot. Hey where’s my invite? Could you imagine seeing Owen in person wearing that very large fig leaf? Okay I’m a wee bit fixated but come on he’s so darn pretty. I can’t figure her out but those camera flashes did wig her out. So the guy is clueless about why his cousin is acting so strange and once again she totally ignores Nick. What is that about anyway?

Oops Boobess’s date didn’t go as she planned. It turned out to be a giant nerd so Boobette 1 was dead on about that. Carl from the lab. It would have been funny if she stayed. Poor nerdy guy. They must have a lot in common. I wouldn’t be surprised if this scared her away from trying online dating ever again. I do have to agree that I don’t think people would have a lot in common with serial killers but she isn’t safe from giant nerds apparently. Well there’s always the option of asking for a picture before agreeing to meet.

Stephanie decided to leave Big Bear but on the plus side or maybe not because this means I’m doing another drabble I did get a name for the one I had planned on writing but never got around to writing. I do plan on doing it today since I have a name. She seemed to think Rick who I’ve never seen wear any jewelry let alone a necklace and hell I don’t think Kyle wore any jewelry when he played Brady either was the owner of the necklace. She asked to meet him and of course that just thrilled Rick. He ended up leaving so he missed her. Wow Brooke and Stephanie actually being nice but I guess even mortal enemies aren’t going to kick someone when they’re down after the loss of a parent. Brooke did take the necklace and started thinking about why it looked so familar after Rick told her because he came back after Stephanie left that it wasn’t his.

She figured out that it was Bill’s. So she goes over there. Bill and Katie look as happy as two peas in a pod or happy as clams or whatever. She asks him if he ever went up to the cabin which I still could have sworn was sold but I guess I’ll just shut up about that. He tells her that he’s never gone so that doesn’t look good. It wasn’t a big deal really although it was odd that he agreed to meet Boobette 2 up there. It’s not like they slept together but lying about never going to the cabin was just a dumb idea. He could have said yes and left it at that but now he has been caught in a lie which isn’t good and it isn’t good that he’s thinking about that kiss.

Am I the only one that felt bad for poor Carl who was left at the coffee shop when Boobess ditched him? Hey even homely people need people too. So instead she heads home where she spends time with her kids and Stephanie. Now I’m going to see about doing that drabble before my mind goes blank. It does happen. Maybe Boobette 2 could give Carl a try instead. I think he used to do commercials but I think he was on something I watched but what is the question of the hour since it just won’t come to mind.

Pam decides to do the show after all and she even remembered to bring her cat ears. While Donna’s doing the show Eric ends up following Stephanie up to Big Bear although I still could have sworn it was sold. He did mention selling it. I was amused when Stephanie found Bill’s necklace. That’s one way to wake a person up. Ouch that doesn’t seem like a very fun way to find a piece of jewelry. Yes it fell off when he was on the couch and Stephanie found it when she sat down. Oh please don’t mention the bear skin rug and naked Eric. Can I think of naked Owen instead since that makes a more pleasant image? Now where was I?

Hell I’m not sure about the marriage lasting since Eric’s looking pretty cozy with Stephanie and they do have all that history. And there’s Justin who is totally in love with Donna so why not go back to him. He’s really cute. I think I have something in mind so I’m going to see if I actually end up writing something so you’ll have to go to my website to find out if I do or not. Damn I hope that problem over there gets resolved and no it has nothing to do with actually going over there since it’s another problem that just affects me.

So Bill and Katie come back from their honeymoon. It does look odd to see just the bare v cleavage without the necklace. No he hasn’t found it although he had Jarrett looking for it. I know I get cranky when something goes missing. Does anyone else lose earring backs? That’s why I take my earrings off before going to bed. Can’t he just replace it? I still think Boobette 2 might have it. She could have grabbed it when she was mauling him. That would be the episode I didn’t get to see all of so it might have fallen off at the cabin which I could have sworn was sold. Katie’s glowing and Bill looks pretty happy too but he’s all business since the show must go on.

Um it was pretty dumb of Donna to think the show would be cancelled because of Pam’s loss. Hello there are two of you doing the show so of course it goes without saying that Donna would be flying solo for a while before Pam comes back. She made plans to go to the opera. Oh yeah that sounds fun. Well it would be a way to get some sleep although they can be pretty loud so any time you’d drift off the fat lady or whatever would end up waking you up. Is the fat lady in opera? I’m might be confusing myself with more confusion. Odd but Eric seemed a bit under dressed to me. Aren’t you supposed to be all dressed up? And how tacky to be using his tickets with Stephanie.

Wow all of the kids in one room I’m stunned. Felicia finally decided that she wanted short hair so no more of that hanging in the back. I couldn’t figure out for a while if she had long hair or shot hair since it was like a girl’s mullet or something. I guess even Thorne and Felicia need a break from the search for Boobette 2’s brain. Eric and Stephanie looked pretty damn cozy. It is funny how they jump on Donna about doing the show when she has every right too and yet Eric’s all cozy with his ex and Donna doesn’t seem to have a problem with that. Of course she might not know about this latest one but I’m thinking she wouldn’t hold it against Eric since the Logans weren’t all happy about Stephanie’s loss. Sounds a little hypocritical to me.

So now Boobette 2 is trying to get Boobess to start dating since she thought she sounded like Stephanie who is still obviously in love with Eric. Boobess claims to be over Boob so online dating is mentioned after all she only sees crazy people during the day so I’m thinking she wouldn’t want to date any of them. I wonder what her online profile will be like. I just might have to write that up if I think of something so stay tuned.

I thought that might be a chick from ER but now I’m not so sure about that so I think I’ve changed my mind. Stephanie’s pissed because Pam had Ann taken to the hospital. Well what the hell was she supposed to do? Oops it turns out that Pam has the power of attorney which pisses Stephanie off and she’s already pissed so it isn’t good. She gets mean and asks her how it feels to be the one with the power but right after that I think it hit her that Stephanie wasn’t alone in that nightmare when they were kids. Now I’m not sure if Pam was spared from the beatings or not but hell she was there and that had to be horrible to see your big sister beaten.

As for Ann she’s a bitch. I wonder why those two even bothered especially Stephanie. Now I only saw the flashback where that wonderful woman and yes that would be sarcasm told Stephanie that she was to blame for her father beating her. I say let the bitch die alone. I’m thinking that’s why she gave the power to Pam because of the bad blood between the two. It turns out the problem is worse than the doctor thought so she can’t fix up Ann only to have her die later. That just strikes me as odd to fix something when the person’s already dying. Shouldn’t you just pump the person full of drugs to make them more comfortable until they breathe their last?

Since the hospital isn’t paradise the two bring Ann to Paradise Cove to die. Well it is a nice spot. I wonder when I see a seagull around here because if I had wings I wouldn’t be in this craphole. While they’re at the beach Boobess comes home to tell Boobette 2 the news. You’d have to be pretty brainless to not suspect that something’s wrong. Hell I’m thinking it’s pretty damn rare to have a great grandmother around unless everyone in the family has their kids really young. I don’t even have grandparents let alone great grandparents. It must be nice since they’re supposed to spoil you right?

Stephanie and Pam take Ann to Boobess’s place. Pam is left with Ann while Stephanie and Boobess went off to get medication. While they were gone Ann got a blood clot which doesn’t seem very fun. Since Stephanie wasn’t answering her phone Pam ended up calling 911 so she was taken to the hospital. Well what else was she supposed to do? Of course Stephanie was pissed when she found out.

Ann was adamant about not wanting to go to the hospital but she wasn’t opposed to some pot. I wonder if they got her some. Since she has a clot the doctor won’t let her leave until that’s taken care of. So she’s dead either way. So that must be where Stephanie gets her aversion to hospitals. Hell I don’t like them either. I also imagine she ended up there quite a lot with an abusive father.

Maybe I’m having a dumb moment which isn’t unusual but how could a shrink prescribe medications for someone with cancer? That just doesn’t make any sense. I guess Boobette 2 won’t have to cook dinner now with Great Grandmother dying and I’m thinking not too hungry unless she gets some pot of course. How wild to have a great grandmother alive. I wonder what it would be like to have a grandmother but I never will.

So Mom turns out to be Betty White. I had a feeling she’d come to town because she’s dying. It does make me want to watch The Golden Girls. Come on how can you not love Rose. She had Pam and Stephanie meet her at Paradise Cove and she even wore red which she hates. Wasn’t that the name of a soap? I’m sure it was something like that and Ingo was in it. No I’m not going to attempt to spell his last name although I’d probably get it right or pretty damn close.

So Sandy formerly Agnes is Whip’s cousin but just like Buffy I don’t believe in coincidences. He didn’t bust her. Something wonky is going on but he pretended they were strangers when Jackie and Owen came in. Sure I get why she changed her name but things are fuzzy around the edges about why she pretended to be someone else like her cousin wouldn’t know her. It did sound like they were close at one time.

Nick and Bridget are happy but I have to wonder if things will come crashing down around them. I think Sandy might want to keep the baby for herself or maybe she wants to sell it. I’m sure mucho dinero could be had for a baby. Who knows how much you could get for one. Damn where’s a baby to sell when you need one?