Jul 21 2009
Characters I’ve Renamed
I thought I’d have a page because I’ve renamed a few characters on my soaps. Since someone might come across this and wonder who in the hell Boob is this would be the place to look.
The Bold And The Beautiful
Boob: Well I make no secret of the fact that I can’t stand Ridge Forrester who I’ve renamed Boob. Yes you won’t be seeing the name Ridge at all since it is always Boob. There is some mocking.
Boobess: Taylor is just so very pathetic that I’ve renamed her Boobess.
Boobette 1: This would be Thomas who is a boob in training. Since he’s the oldest he’s 1.
Boobette 2: This would be Steffy since she’s in training to be a boobess.
Boobettes: This is what I call the two siblings.
The Booby Bunch: This would be the four of them together. And yes I made a silly little song thing that can be found at http://soapgirl.today.com/2009/07/19/the-booby-bunch/
Dimbo: Now I’m not really a fan of combining things but there are a few expections and this would be one of them while there are two at my website. I don’t smoosh names but come on Donna is both dim and a bimbo so I call her Dimbo.
Dullard: It just hit me and so this is what I’m calling Marcus who has to be one of the most boring people ever.
Eric’s Eyebrows: Yes I’ve decided to name them. The left one is Harry and the right is Barry.
Days Of Our Lives
Enoromo Jackass: I’ve decided to call EJ that because he is and of course the hair is fun to mock. I decided I liked Enormo better and I might call him Enormo for short instead of Enormo Jackass.
Neanderthal: This would be Nathan’s new name. He’s just an idiot. I just don’t like him. He might be earning his name back though.
Wishy Washy: Stephanie because she’s just irritating me. The girl can’t make up her mind about what underwear to wear let alone what guy she wants.
Dumbass: Sure this is probably going to be a quickie but come on this is pathetic Dean going after Hope because you didn’t get promoted to Detective. This besmirches the name of Dean too. Shame on you.
Stagnant: Stefano or I guess I could go with Phoneix but that just makes me think of that commerical for I think an online college where everyone calls themselves a Phoenix. I of course think of Stefano when it comes on. I am a Phoenix. Okay whatever does that mean you have an unlimited number of lives that allows you to keep coming back even though you’re supposed to be dead who knows how many times over.
Nauseating: Chad just annoys me so I thought I’d go with this not that I really give a flying fig about this moron.
Plop Plop: Well I don’t like Kensey either so I thought I’d give her a name change too.
Hagster: Yes Hope is annoying the hell out of me by being such a bitch to Bo. Poor Bo so bitch you’ve been renamed so run away again.
Jumbo: This would be Justin since he’s been a bit of an idiot although it looks like Adrienne left him which might explain things a little. Still not happy about it just being him back since I wanted both back.
Rockhead: Dude you’re just annoying me and I don’t like anyone mocking my Brady. So you’ve been renamed. Also you do kind of sound like you have something in your mouth.
Hollyoaks
Ass: Well Ash is such an ass that I call him one.
McCreepy Duo: This would be Abi and Daniel the oh so creepy couple that want Ste’s baby.
Sure at any time this might be added to so make sure to check make and if you have any suggestions just let me know and I’ll consider them. Of course it has to be something I actually watch. Hmm I really should think of some names for Annie.
